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TEAM FORTRESS 2 SERVER
let's play tf2!

Did you know we have our own Team Fortress 2 server? We do, and its better than any other one you can probably name. While mostly inactive during the day we can sometimes be found kicking each others asses on it late in to the night whenever the hell we feel like it, and you are cordially invited to come get your ass kicked, too!

CONNECTION INSTRUCTIONS:
look for "RAD! | LardPirates.com School of Hard Rawks"
OR
type "connect lardpirates.com" in to the console for faster and more convenient access to your broken skull.

WHAT TO EXPECT:
- Jukebox Mod. This is the pride of our server. if you dis the tunes be prepared to become a stooge. Nobody's going to take you seriously if you walk in and claim we're listening to country music when we've got Boston rolling.
- Alltalk. We're all friends here and theres nothing worse than being cut off from your buddies and being forced to shoot them, and then not being able to trash talk about how awesome you looked as you did it.
- Spontaneous Melee Brawls. If someone's coming at you swinging a machete and you have a gun in your hands, drop the damn thing and swing at the guy with your bare damn hands. It's how men do it.
- Tomfoolery. We fuck around. And we will fuck with you. Especially if you are a dipshit. We do it 'cuz it's fun. It's fun to do bad things.