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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 05:15am 03/10/10 (03:07pm 03/09/10) in 8m30s  §  2808 eyeballs
 We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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I wouldn't be lying if I said that TMNT: Turtles in Time on the Super Nintendo was one of the best side-scrolling brawlers ever made. Hell, it may even be #1. But somehow Ubisoft Singapore managed to throw a perfect no-hitter on everything that made the original great. Gone are the bright, colorful and cartoonish graphics, catchy tunes and bone-crunching sound effects, excellent hit detection and frenetic gameplay. Now we have an ugly, terrible-sounding, poorly controlling, sluggish mess that doesn't satisfy on any level. I'm just glad I played the demo before I plunked down the $10 asking price; this is truly awful.

Do yourself a big favor and hunt down a copy of the SNES game instead; it's a far better use of your time. Or, if that's not an option, just pay $5 and get the original TMNT arcade game instead, also available on Xbox Live. It's a perfect port of the arcade classic, and far more worthy of your time.

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