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#1144 § Legend of Zelda (NES)

~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:38am 07/29/10 (01:31am 07/29/10) in 1m47s § 1059 eyeballs

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We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.

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Why are you looking up reviews of this? It's one of the defining games of its generation, it shaped the action-adventure genre into what it is today, and every gamer worth their weight in quarters will tell you the same. Go download it.

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