- Spoony Spoonicus
For the final stop on our tour we look at... this. Yep, it's the worst sex story ever put to the pen, simply because it does everything wrong - the wording is terrible, it stars the author's self-insert boning his enormous Mary Sue character, it lacks any basic knowledge of human anatomy, it's full of the author's weird and nonsensical fetishes, and it's not erotic in the slightest. And yet in the process of its creation, it became something magical, something far greater than the sum of its parts; it became one of the funniest damn things I've ever read. So if you're ready to laugh as hard I have at this story, then let's dig into The Green Gappei.
- Alpha Communicator
According to the EUdict Japanese dictionary, "Gappei" translates roughly to "combination", "union", "amalgamation" or "consolidation". How appropriate. And nerdy.

The Green Gappei - By ???? ??????

- Spoony Spoonicus
Also known under its alternate title, "The Aristocrats."

Clint laid down in his own special bed located at the Grand Palace of Mt. Shishio, located in the center of the Multiversal Hub, and he was resting up from a recent training session he had.

- clobberpuppy
Wait, wait! You didn't lead with two pages of exposition about things that have no bearing on the actual story!
- Miles Edgeworth
Oh, he'll be getting to that shortly. Never fear.

Sandra had been again training him to be more willing to fight for himself and the other Misfits, and he felt it might have actually started to work. His thoughts reflected back on his past. He remembered the day he first became a Misfit by accident, and of all the battles and glory he and his friends partook in the early days of their Misfit times.

- Spoony Spoonicus
No doubt fighting characters recycled from licensed franchises and "original characters" which are just combinations thereof.

However after Lord Minion had been initally defeated by Paula, and the other Misfits had gone up into space, Clint had began to once again drift back to various things he loved to do, which did not as much include fighting or training. In fact, over time he learned his soul was half of an anicent, dark natured race known as the Gappei-jin. The Gappei were stated to actually love to fight, and even had the record of being the destructors of some of the lesser races of the Western Omniverse.

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Klingon-lite.

Clint's life began to take a turn when Pilaf's Final War was waged against him and the other Misfits. He had been captured and had never attempted to escape during the time, his power not being that good, but then that's when Sandra herself arrived for the first time in his eyes. She paired up with Paula, both girls destroying Janemba, and then Pilaf and Garic Jr. at the base of the Sphere of Eternity.

- Spoony Spoonicus
I would comment about how these are all characters Goku and company already defeated, but then I remember it's Dragonball and that they can just resurrect themselves with any deus ex machina they want to pad the series out even further.
- clobberpuppy
And thereby rake in more money from sales of toys and video games!
- Miles Edgeworth
When anime meets overblown commercialism, everybody loses.

After that day, Clint learned he had a Eastern Omniversal counterpart, and that Sandra had liked him a little, and that had also liked his original, Western counterpart as well, however he had ignored it and not realized it for what it was.

As the following 5 years passed, the merger of the original Omniverse came and went, and the Burning Legion had arrived, almost annhilating existance as a whole.

- Avatar
Until Leeroy and CaptainMangler36832 found a leet AI exploit and totally pwned them for a mountain of experience and achievement points.

After Perfect Naldra had managed to destroy Kel'Thuzad's Omega spell, and everyone had recovered, he had last saw Sandra and Paula for 5 years, them having vanished under mysterious circumstances

- Miles Edgeworth
Bad grammar and a superfluous word. -10 points.

during Alex and Crystal's wedding just after the attack. 5 years later, after Mannoroth the Destructor had mysteriously managed to resurrect and got killed a fifth time,

- Spoony Spoonicus
Respawning boss monsters tend to do that.

Sandra and Paula reappeared, congradulating their fellow Misfits for handling things without them. They had told them of a special training they were undergoing in a forbidden part of reality reserved for the spirits of the Pantheon of the Titans of reality's birth, and had been personally trained by then, while not appearing to substantially increase their powerlevels right away, worked wonders on their other abilities. Then came the Dreaming God, Tchernobog, and his many attempts to control much of the universe. Every time he was defeated, his soul would simply take another body. It was learned the hard way that destroying his soul would cause reality to collapse in on itself, and if not for Piccolo and Dende's revelance of the Time Egg, that the entire reality would be a single, unified, and chaotic universe.

- Avatar
A lot like this fanfic, then.

By mysterious circumstances, a later battle with Tchernobog somehow caused the balance of good and evil in reality to shift to a dominance of good, while initally appearing to be a good thing, caused reality to again start collasping from within. The titans explained the problem to the Misfits, and stated the only way to possibly rebalance the power of good and evil, is to let their souls go on to a new reality, the energy given from the souls would reinstate the balance. During these supposably final days, Sandra got tired of holding her feelings from Clint, and poured them out on him.

- Spoony Spoonicus
And she's about to do it again. Very literally, in fact!

Clint was shocked, but then realized he was slowly gaining an attraction to the powerful, but goddess like girl with almost-shoulder-length pink hair, that skin-tight black outfit, and her other powers, and such.

- Miles Edgeworth
The author has a serious crush on this character.

Things did not go as planned with the conversion, and instead of going on to the next reality, most if not all of the Misfits, except Sarisa and Daramagon, had given up their powerlevels instead of their souls to rebalance reality, causing them all to started back where they had begun in terms of their battlepower readings, but keeping all of their skills and experiences intact.

- Avatar
The Twinky Copout method.

From that point on, Clint almost left the Misfits for good, but Sandra came and stopped his rash decision, by offering to train him at the Grand Palace, and by offering her affection to make him feel better. At first, Clint did not train too well, and got beat up by his to-be lover in spar sections pretty rough for it, but soon he began to get use to it, and it began to make his passion for Sandra rise.

- Miles Edgeworth
So this whole thing was just an elaborate scheme to seduce Clint and jump his bones?

He was slowly but surely beginning to think about the 'Green Child', as others called her, more and more, and thinking intimate thoughts about them together. He figured he'd never go about them, since the training took too much time, and Sandra never seemed to show interest in the idea of doing anything. However very recently in the last 3 weeks he noticed Sandra had given him more charming looks when they trained, and when they were in a room together, almost as if something had changed in her...

- Avatar
Another anime geek gets their first taste of slashfic and is desperate for more. Flee in terror!

Clint suddenly heard the door to his room opening, and the very girl in question walked in, almost as if she were waiting for him to think about her.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Well, she is psychic, stronger than Superman, Goku and God combined, faster than the Flash, armed with every magical spell in existence, and literally able to summon entire pantheons to do her bidding. It's not that big of a surprise!

Sandra looked down at Clint's thinking and half-asleep form and said, "Hey, you still awake?" Clint opened his eyes, and asked, "Sandra, what're you doing in here?" She looked back at him, and walked up closer. "Well, I wanted to see you, if you don't mind." she replied, sounding a little taken back. "Yeah, but in my room?" Clint asked. "What? I've come in here before." Sandra replied. "Yeah, but not while I'm lying here in bed, and if so, you usually leave, mumbling about me being lazy." Clint said. Sandra smiled and walked over to him and sat at the foot of his bed and said, "Well I'm not here to chide you this time. I'm here because there's something I need to say, and I want you to listen. And I think you might at least be interested." Clint started up at her girlish form, admiring her sexy and beautiful figure, her pretty face, her light-pink hair, her purplish-pink moonlight eyes, her hypnotically sexy hips, and her B-sized breasts even.

- Alpha Communicator
Author creep factor: RISING

Sandra giggled, suddenly catching him off guard, "And it has to do with what you were just thinking about." she said, giving him a wink. Clint blushed in embarrassment, "Wh... what?!" Sandra grabbed his sheets, and pulled them away from Clint, and tossing them over to the wall near them. Clint was wearing a white shirt with Miller-Bould on it, as well as bluish-dark jeans. Sandra smiled more, and said, "I think it's about time, that we both experienced true love."

Clint's eyes widened a little. "You mean like having sex?" Clint was shocked that she was even thinking of it.

"Well, I heard your thoughts on my shape, and my figure and other features as I was near your door, and just a moment ago. You keep forgetting I can read minds just as well as Paula, PK or not." she replied, now rolling into the bed with Clint, moving him over a little, and grabbing his hand in hers, being careful not to crush his hand to bits from her immense natural strength.

- Avatar
Women that can squash your head like a tomato with one hand generally aren't interested in men. We've found something truly rare this day!

"But... but that means there's a risk of children being thrown into the mix. I thought you didn't want children!" he asked.

- Spoony Spoonicus
This universe is an amalgamation of everything the author has ever heard of. How has he not heard of the Trojan Man?
- Miles Edgeworth
Wasn't she also rendered infertile by a life-threatening disease? I seem to recall mention of that in the wiki.

"Clint, Paula and I have learned from Mom in the last 3 weeks about how Altima-jin have intercourse. Also, from knowing Daramagon, you should know that sex does not create children in our race, but it's our passion energy that does, and that the child is born within the woman's mind." Sandra explained.

- Miles Edgeworth
Brain babies. Anime fandom invents a terrifying new fetish every day.
- Spoony Spoonicus
Do they have to whack their heads open with a hammer to get the baby out, like Zeus giving birth to Athena?

"Besides, I want to see how much of a lover I am. I've always wanted to experience it, but I never had th time with all the stuff we had to do recently."

Clint looked at her, beginning to feel a little nervous under her cute, yet strong-willed glare. "You sure about this? I mean, I'm not sure if I'm ready yet." Clint said. "Stop being afraid. I know you'll enjoy it, because I know exactly what you like, and it just so happens that it's the primary form of intercourse Altima-jin partake in." "What are you talking about?" Clint asked.

- Miles Edgeworth
Do they have sex in some terrifying way as well?

Sandra suddenly rolled over, and ended up on top of him, her body covering his own, and staring her moonlight-purple eyes into his own brown eyes, as Clint began to feel her body heat, and her figure so close on top of him outside of training. He felt himself becoming horny for her, but wanted to hold it back. "Come on, Clint! You have to eventually go through with it. It's part of what love is! You might as well get used to it, you scaredy-cat!" she said with a giggle and slight smack on his shoulder, which still stung significantly due to her strength.

- Spoony Spoonicus
At this rate he'll be lucky if he's not a squashed grape by the end of this story.

Sandra then put her face close to his, almost as to kiss him. This had distracted Clint long enough while she reached her free hand down, and quickly unzipped his pants, and pulling them down a little. Clint blushed in embarrassment at Sandra's actions, as she began to kiss him a little on the mouth, but not too deep to start off.

"Come on, I know you want to. I know you fantasize about me all the time, getting your way!" she taunted, putting her hand on his underwear, as Clint's penis begin to stiffen and get longer. Sandra pulled his underwear down, and then decided to pull both down and off of his body, and throwing his pants and underwear to the wall, leaving Clint's now 9 inch cock erected, and erected

- Megido
And redundant!
- Spoony Spoonicus
Well, one advantage to being stuck in a crappy porn story: you always have an enormous horse cock.

up against the lower skirt of Sandra's outfit.

Clint suddenly began to feel a lust for her, and reached his hand down, and along the middle of Sandra's blackish vest, until he found were the bottom of her skirt was. He then reached up the skirt, and began to feel along Sandra's panties, which caused her to smile in a mischevious way, and she started to give him a deeper kiss. Clint then grabbed the side of her panties, and forced the sleeve of the bottom to the side, exposing Sandra's vagina to the open air. Clint curiously began to feel along her clitoris a little, as Sandra gave a slight red blush, but strangely, she didn't moan like he had expected her to.

/Come on Clint, fill me up. I know you want to./ she teased him mentally and fluttering her eyebrows a little. Clint decided to go and grabbed Sandra's hips and forced his now 10 inch cock into her pussy for the first time.

- Avatar
Getting bigger by the second!
- Spoony Spoonicus
I guess he had to balance his cast out somehow. Sandra's planet shattering strength grows greater by the second, so Clint gets more length and girth every second.

Sandra now gave a slight moan to him as he felt the first experience of being inside of a girl, and it was better than he thought, especially since it was the girl he dreamed about a lot. Sandra also enjoyed the experience of Clint's length being inside of her. She pulled her kiss away for a moment and said, "Yes Clint, I am full of love, secrets and power, and it's about time you unlocked me."

- Live Studio Audience
*Canned laughter*
- Spoony Spoonicus
Cheesiest. Line. Ever.

she implied with her own mystical words, as she started kissing him again. Clint felt a surge of passion kick in, and still holding her hips between his hands, began to thrust his cock up and down, pumping into Sandra's vagina and fucking her with a passionate force.

- Miles Edgeworth
She's definitely not a virgin if she doesn't even need to get warmed up first.
- Spoony Spoonicus
I guess the wiki's out of date.

Sandra moaned slightly at times during their kiss as she was doing this, and Clint was feeling much pleasure coursing through his body as he continued to hold her hips and fuck her faster and faster. As the this happened, Clint's cock began to eventually form cum at it's base, and causing it to expand by about 40% of it's normal size.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Fourteen now?
- Avatar
I think he should stop immediately and go to a hospital, that ain't right.

Sandra moaned in pleasure more and more as Clint continued pumping her pussy, increasing speed with each thrust up into her vaginal walls. Clint's cock suddenly surged, and he shot a good amount of his seed into Sandra's vagina and ovaries. However, since Sandra was Altima-jin, her ovaries were only present for sexual pleasure, and not for reproduction,

- Spoony Spoonicus
Because that's how THAT works!
- The Medic
Ze reproductive zystem does not work like zat!

so she would not have to worry about getting physically pregnant, thus Clint could cum inside of her as much as he wanted without worry.

- Megido
If I'm not mistaken, this was all explained already not two paragraphs back.

Clint still continued to shoot some cum into her, as she finished her passionate and deep kiss with him. Clint pulled out of Sandra, and began to pant a small bit, while Sandra on the other hand, looked like she was having the happiest day of her life. "Oohh!" she moaned slightly in joy, "Clint that felt so good! I almost want to go right back and do it again, but I also know that if your this good at vaginal sex that you should be really good at accepting Fellatio, which is the most important part of sex for Altima-jin girls."

- Miles Edgeworth
I'm too afraid to ask.
- Megido
I have a feeling she's going to tell us anyway.

Clint looked at her, confused, "Um... Fellatio? What the hell?"

- Avatar
What rock has this guy been living under?

"Fellatio... it's the original term for what most people call a blowjob." Sandra replied, causing Clint's blush to deepen, "Wha... what?! You guys honor blowjobs more than normal sex?!" "Mom told me and Paula about it a few weeks back. Most Altima-jin woman love to perform Fellatio on their lovers during intercourse. It's considered the true form of sex in our race, and it also kinda makes sense. Clint, where do Altima-jin babies originate inside a female?" she asked. "Um, aren't they born mentally inside their minds?" he answered, not totally remembering if he was right. "Yes, correct. Now, were's the closest orifice to the brain on our bodies?" she asked.

- clobberpuppy
Your nose?
- Miles Edgeworth
So you concieve the baby in your brain through mental processes, but you still need male sperm to... you know what, I'm not even going to think about it. It's just too stupid.

Clint thought, and then blushed at the thought, "Oh... I guess that makes sense if I look at it that way..." Sandra smiled a charming smile, "Exaaactly, my blushing friend."

Sandra got out of bed, and beckoned for Clint to stand up and sit at the edge of the bed, which he reluctantly did. "Oh come on! I know this is what you want me to do the most!" she said, having read that part about his fantasies too. Clint sighed and sat himself on the edge of his bed, while Sandra's pretty and beautiful form kneeled down on her knees, and looking into his eyes with a wild smile of her face. "Oh, and there's one other major reason Altima-jin woman enjoy Fellatio. Do you know about how it reduces breast cancer in Earth woman?" she asked.

- Alpha Communicator
BZZZZZT! You failed. Do your research.
- Alan Smithee
Perhaps her one and only true weakness: She's not particularly smart!

"Well, sorta... I don't look into sexual stuff often, obviously." Clint replied. "Well, for us, Altima-jin woman become stronger in durability, lifeforce, and other various stats and powers when they drink their partner's sperm, regardless of what race they are. This is another reason we like it so much.

- Spoony Spoonicus
There's just no winning with this character. No matter what you do - even fuck her senseless - it makes her more powerful.

I guess you can call it sexual brain food or something." Sandra replied, now gripping Clint's 9 inch cock in her gloved left hand,

- Avatar
Seriously, balloons don't expand and deflate this much. Go to a hospital, guy!

and running her hand up and down his length smoothly and without error.

- ERROR
I don't want to be involved in this!

Clint held back from moaning out loud, but his mind was moaning in pleasure as Sandra decided to taunt him and pump his cock more for another 20 seconds. Clint's heart skipped a few beats as Sandra finally placed her pretty, lucscious face down over his cock and began to bob her head all the way up and down it. Clint's mental moans intensified as Sandra eagly

- Spoony Spoonicus
Eagly?

sucked on his penis and kept bobbing her blushing face up down over it. Sandra looked up at him with her pretty purple eyes,

- Avatar
He's really in love with those purple eyes.
- Miles Edgeworth
Hopefully not enough to... well, you know.

which shimmered at him, as if it were the best day of her entire life. Clint decided to reach over and grab the front of Sandra's head, slightly putting a little of her hair between his fingers, and pushing her head and up down just a little to help her arouse him further. Sandra mentally squealed in delight, liking Clint's boldness to do such a thing, and wondered if he would do more, as she decide to speed up her sucking on his cock, bobbing her head up and down at up to twice the previous speed.

Clint began to moan out loud, no longer able to hold his love and pleasure to Sandra inside of him. "Sandra... I love... you... don't stop..." he said. /I don't plan on it!/ Sandra replied back mentally in a delighted voice, /In fact, I want you to do something else now. Surprise me!/

- Spoony Spoonicus
I didn't add these italics tags, I should note.
- Avatar
We have our first self-tagging fanfic!
- clobberpuppy
Now we just need a self-heckling fanfic and we'll be set.

Clint had trouble thinking clearly on what he could do while she sucked him off, but then got a very pleasuring idea, and reached his other hand down, and groped onto one of Sandra's B-sized breasts, and squeezing on it, and fondling it. Sandra's eyes widened, but not in anger, but in surprise and enjoyment. /Yes, fondle me Clint! Touch me the way you do in your dreams!/ she replied back mentally.

- Live Studio Audience
*Canned laughter*

Clint took his other hand off Sandra's head, and used it to grope the untouched breast of Sandra's chest, her leatherish black outfit she always wore that tightened her chest only made touching her there feel even more pleasurable. Clint began to squeeze and fondle both of her breasts. Sandra's pleasure erupted into such passion that tears formed in her eyes as she kept sucking his cock and feeling him fondle her chest, but these were tears of joy, and
feelings of passion and raw ectasy.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Another bizarre anime trope with little to no basis in reality.

Clint decided he would do more, and moved one of his feet over, and reached it under the skirt part of Sandra's one piece outfit, and began to rub his foot between her legs, rubbing up against her pussy and causing her to moan in pleasure as she still continued to pump his cock for another 70 seconds, as Clint's seed was reluctant to form in his cock this time. Perhaps he was trying to build a larger load just for her to drink this time. Sandra felt his cock beginning to slowly expand, and Clint kept moaning out, "Sandra, your breasts feel so good in my hands, and your mouth feels so pleasurous over my crotch! I want you! I want you so badly..."

Eventually after other 40 pleasurous

- Megido
It wasn't a word the first time you used it, and it's not now.

seconds of sucking Clint's penis, he had formed what he felt to be a much larger load then the time he came in her pussy and screamed, "Sandra, you're about to get your drink! So swallow all of it like a good girl!" he said,

- Avatar
This dialog is clumsier than a drunk cow on rollerskates!

with a tone of command in his voice, but not intentionally. Sandra gasped mentally in pleasure as she felt his passionate seed rising through his being, and still with his hands fondling and squeezing her breasts.

Suddenly, Clint's cock erupted in Sandra's mouth, his chocolate-tasting cum surging into the roof of her mouth,

- Spoony Spoonicus
Because that's how THAT works!

and then down her throat. Sandra gasped in ectasy, tears of utter pleasure rolling down her face, and her pretty blush under her eyes reddening more, as she felt him cum over 3 gallons total of semen into her mouth.

- Avatar
JESUS! Three gallons?!
- Spoony Spoonicus
Either he has testicles the size of watermelons or they're both giants.

After so long she said, /Clint, pull out of me, and shoot the rest on my body, and my face!/ Clint smirked at her request, and gladly obliged, taking his cock out of her mouth, and watch it shoot another surge of appoximately another 2 1/2 to 3 gallons of cum all over Sandra's face, eyes, pink hair, vest, and even her legs and her back.

- Avatar
Oh wait, I've seen this guy before. He was the star of the seminal Atari 2600 classic, Beat 'Em and Eat 'Em.

After that, Sandra opened her mouth again, indicating for him to try to shoot the rest of his seed into her mouth from range.

- clobberpuppy
A very twisted carnival game indeed!
- Miles Edgeworth
At this rate, she'll be lucky if she doesn't drown.

Clint did just that, his cum flooding out in streams that easily entered Sandra's mouth, and she swallowed them, as he continued to give her breasts one more major group of fondling, before he pulled them away from her chest, and his climax finally ending, lasting over 2 and a half minutes,

- Avatar
Okay, I see what you mean. This has already gone so far beyond absurd that it's just become hilarious.
- Spoony Spoonicus
And there's much more to come.
...No pun intended.

and expelling almost 6 gallons of cum on or inside of her. Sandra licked the cum around her mouth and swallowed it with pleasure.

Clint's energy almost floored to 0 from the extremely-huge climax, and he fell back on the bed, exhausted.

- Avatar
I'm just amazed he's not dead after that.

Sandra hummed to herself happily as she enjoyed his cum, and literally felt her lifeforce extending a decent amount, and she even felt her defenses, her stamina, and even her psychic abilties expand slightly, all from her drink.

- clobberpuppy
Supreme Sue has no need for your pitiful earthling Stat Items!

She got up, still drenched in his cum, and looked at him, "Clint, you did great! I didn't even think you'd go that far to please me!" she stated, "I'm proud of your bravery. You finally had some sex with me, and I know you loved it. I know I did!" she ended with a charming and confident smile on her face, as Clint looked up at her, admiring the constrastive color of his cum

- Megido
Another one of those not-a-words.

against the black of her outfit, and all on her face, and said, "You look even prettier drenched in cum..." he replied, causing Sandra to blush.

- Avatar
You're killing the mood, Smalls.

She closed her eyes, focusing on her extremely potent magic powers, and causing the cum covering her body and the floor to gather all into one large glob of semen in mid-air, as Sandra still intended to drink all that Clint had to offer, and levatited it all to her mouth, sucking it up like a stream, until it was all gone.

- Miles Edgeworth
Which is both amazing and amazingly disturbing.

She suddenly backed away and began to chant Tida and summoned the water elemental magic spell over herself, the water drenching her and quickly cleaning off the rest of the evidence Clint's cum had been on her, from her body. She then flared up her Faia spell, causing a flare of fire elemental energy around her, which quicky dried her and the floor she was standing on off.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Well, at least she's courteous to the palace staff, I suppose.

Clint recovered a little, and put his underwear and pants back on, and Sandra walked back over to him and looked down at him.

"Come, my friend." Sandra smiled,

- Avatar
I think he just did. An impossible amount, even.

"I want to keep going!" Clint looked at her confused, "Um okay, but how should we go this time?" Sandra replied by seizing Clint's hand, and move it over to her lucious breasts. Clint looked on and got Sandra's clue, and said, "Let's get up for this." as he raised up off the bed, gripping Sandra by the hips again, and backing both of them up against the wall behind them. Sandra blushed with a passionate and charming smile as he held her up against the wall. Clint then placed his hands on her tight but sexy breasts, and began to rub them and fondle them, as Sandra looked at him in a pleasurous glare.

- Miles Edgeworth
It's much too late for foreplay.

"Sandra, speaking of this, I have to ask: Why did you put my face between your breasts when I feel asleep in training in the past?" he asked, referring to various times that he would fall asleep in one of the time chambers after training. Sometimes, Sandra would walk over and get into his bed, and rearrange his head and set it down on her soft, cushiony breasts while he slept, almost as if providing him with a pillow.

- Avatar
It's not obvious by now? This guy really is a doof.

"You looked so tired and cute on those days after your feel asleep. As you know, I've liked you for a longer than you have me, so I figured I'd play around and mess with you by placing your head in my breasts. You always had the funniest reactions when you found yourself like that. I swear the one time you were convinced that some voice might have brainwashed you the first time." Sandra replied with a giggle,

- clobberpuppy
"Tee hee, you thought you were possessed and about to rape me!"
...Wait, that's not funny.

as she kept feeling the pleasure of having her breasts fondled and rubbed, as Clint took then and rotated them both in opposite directions, her left breast counterclockwise, and her right breasts clockwise.

Sandra suddenly grabbed Clint's shoulders and pushed him away. Clint pouted at this, but Sandra smiled back, "You can get back on, but I want to do something first." she said, putting her gloved arms in from of the white line down the middle of her outfit, and moving her hands over the line slowly. This caused the outfit to come apart from the white section, which was in all reality, the main way Sandra took her mysterious black and one-piece outfit off.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Zippers are SO passe.

She had earned the vest from an old magic teacher of hers known as Gallon, and the outfit was discovered to be made of Naldrillium, named partially after Sandra and Paula's fusion of Naldra, who had annhilated Pilaf and Garlic Jr. during their final war.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Aren't you supposed to combine their names somehow when two characters fuse, like "Pandra" or "Saula" or something?

Because of this, the suit was indestrucible, and it also seemed to have a mind of it's own, giving Sandra protection from things no one would expect, such as preventing a majority of physical attacks, with the expection of blunt blows from doing any, if little damage, thus bullets could not pierce into her, she almost never suffered slash marks form swords and edged weapons, and projectile weapons were nigh-useless, and she also didn't feel as much damage from blunt attacks, although her resistance to them was nothing as high as her other physical resistances.

- Avatar
Technobabble and game jargon now? You're really killing the mood.

Now Sandra was taking the top part of her outfit off, letting it trail behind her. Clint's eyes went wide in shock as he now saw her whitish bra adorning her chest, covering her still moderate sized breasts, except this time they looked more loose, as Sandra's outfit had a tight fit around her body. Sandra smiled at his dazed reaction, blushing. "Go ahead... I'm sure you'd love it!" she laughed, reaching behind her back, and untying her bra straps and then removing the top undergarment all together, revealing her naked breasts to Clint's eyes. Clint stared in a hypnotic state of love at her tight, but still somewhat big looking breasts, and he was also in a trace at her pretty pink nipples that matched her hair and eyes almost perfect.

- Spoony Spoonicus
At least it's a step up from the lime green nipples of Yae.
- clobberpuppy
A dark page in Lardpirates history.

Clint grabbed her left breast in his hand, and leaned his face down, and began to place his mouth over her nipple, as he began to suck on it and fondle it, along with gripping her right breast and groping it at the same time. Sandra moaned lightly in pleasure as she felt his mouth passionately sucking on her nipple. Clint continued to do this, fondling her right breast and sucking her left, as he began to feel Sandra's breasts slowly leak out milk,

- Miles Edgeworth
Oh look, he got her pregnant from their last little stunt. And the brain-baby's already several trimesters into conception.

which Clint immedately licked and slurped from her left breast, the milk reminding him of a vanilla milkshake from McDonalds.

- Spoony Spoonicus
So what we have here is a sex scene involving two giant, anthropomorphized milkshake machines.

...It's true, there really is a terrifying new fetish invented every day.

After sucking her left breast for almost 20 pleasurous seconds,

- Megido
It's still not a word!

he moved over to her right breast, first making sure to run his tongue up a path on her chest and stomach where he had let some of her milk flow too far, and until his mouth was over her right nipple. Clint grabbed her left breast and fondled and rubbed it as he now began to suck on Sandra's right nipple, causing her to give off more moans of pleasure. Her eyes again started forming tears of joy. "Yes! You're doing great!" she said, still with a moan between her words from the pleasure she was feeling. After 30 seconds of sucking on her right breast, he pulled his face out of her chest, and stared into Sandra's pretty and shimmering moonlight-purple eyes.

- Miles Edgeworth
This is bordering on obsession, now.

"Clint you're a good lover, and I'll definately credit you with that. If only you trained as good as you make love to me, you might actually start to stand more of a chance in battle." Sandra said, then pushing him back for a moment, as she used Tida on herself again, drenching herself and her exposed and naked chest in water, cleaning off the residue of her breast milk. Sandra then prompty used Faia to dry herself off, and then proceeded to put her white, lacy bra back on. After that, she had proceeded to close her suit back up, going back to the normal way she looked, as she winked with a blush at him.

- Avatar
Why do you keep putting your clothes back on? You're just going to take them off again in a minute!

Clint stared up and down Sandra's hot and pretty body with a playful look of hunger on his face. However soon his eyes focused on her legs, and he wandered if Sandra would go with it, as he kneeled down, still making sure Sandra was up against the wall, and examined her simple-shaped, but extremely powerful legs. He had many a time been the victim of kicks from these beautiful pairs of legs in their training sessions. Clint also admired how Sandra's physical strength was so immensely greater than any other Misfit or being he knew when at equal powerlevels.

- Spoony Spoonicus
So even at equal power levels, she's STILL stronger.
- Sturm
The only time when "X = X+1" makes sense out of programming context, I guess.

He could swear that even though she and Paula's powerlevels were even almost all the time, Sandra possessed at least 2000+ times the physical strength of her twin sister.

- Sturm
Or X = X * 2000, I suppose.

Many times had Sandra accidentally hurt him, Paula and many of their fellow Misfits by simply slapping them on the back, or giving them a light punch to the shoulder or ribs.

- Spoony Spoonicus
I'm just surprised he hasn't ended up a bloody splatter on the pavement from any of that.

Sandra looked down at Clint with amusement. "Clint, if you want to taste me more, then just get on with it!" she chuckled. "Give me a dang minute. I'm admiring and ogling your stunning legs first!" he said with a false scowl, as Sandra just giggled back. Clint then looked up the skirt of her outfit, which stopped just a few inches below where she normally wore her panties, and saw Sandra's majestic vagina, almost calling to him to fondle and lick it. However he suddenly had another question to ask his partner. "Sandra, just to ask, your outfit goes down just below your panty line, and it makes me wonder why we never actually see your panties when you kick or something. I know this sounds a bit perverted from my point of view, but it has me curious to how you conceal them from us?"

- Spoony Spoonicus
Through the magic of angles and clever animation.
- Miles Edgeworth
Or more technobabble.

Sandra giggled and looked down on him, "My outfit is mostly a single piece vest, however Gallon, the time magic teacher who gave me the suit, also provided me with an identical type of cloth that he called a "Tesseran". He said it was meant to be placed just inside the skirt of the dress. It's the same color, and when attached under there, it will accurately cover up any view of my underwear while I wear it. I know some people are quite the perverts. I mean, Muten Roshi as you definately know always loved to try to get a view or cope a feel from me.

- Avatar
Because according to anime, sexual assault is funny!
- Spoony Spoonicus
Oh, Japan...

The lecherous moron. That's the reason you can't see them in public. I have the tesseran with me right now, but it's in my suit's pocket, so I can put it back in when we're fully done." Sandra replied, referring also to the transdimension pocket she had in the almost fully concealed right pocket of her outfit. This luxury allowed Sandra to story pretty much an unlimited amount of anything she needed. She had a variety of things in it from healing items, money, secondary weapons that she only used when she had to, as well as various other items.

- Spoony Spoonicus
I can't really make fun of this one, because every video game hero is equipped with that in some form.
- clobberpuppy
With the lone exception of Ace Harding, who has to carry most of his valuables around in a salad bowl.

Clint replied, "Ok... now I understand better. Thanks for the explaination. You should definately keep them on around Vernon. You know how he is about that, and I know how he was about you for a while." "Well, we'll talk about it later. More action, sir!" Sandra gave a mock-demand to her partner, and Clint prompty replied by beginning to put his hands on her smooth legs, and rubbing up and down over them, feeling pleasure from it for a while.

Soon, Clint stopped rubbing her legs and put his hands around them, as to hold them in place, not that he could if Sandra really decided she wanted to stop, but just for the feeling of it, and he moved his head under the skirt of her outfit, and over to her exposed pussy, and began to put his mouth over her, beginning his tirade by licking along her clitoris. Sandra gave a couple slight moans as he licked over her vagina walls, and put her hands down on his head, as to hold him in place. Clint had no problem with this, and took it as a sign to go faster, massaging her pussy at faster speeds with his tongue. Sandra gave some moans and giggles of pure, happy pleasure, and said, "See how deep you can put your tongue in me. I want to see if you can actually reach my pleasure center!" she moaned excitedly.

- Avatar
Well if a fourteen-inch dick can't do it, what chance does he have with his tongue?

Altima-jin women did not get ectasy from their vaginal reigons in the same ways more other humanoid women of other races did, and even during vaginal sex, the male's penis did not normally thrust against the actual pleasure center of the Altima-jin girl, which was the main reason Sandra's moans in the overall so far were so far and between. The Altima-jin women were much more geared towards Fellatio/Blowjobs that it was the main area their pleasure came from.

- Miles Edgeworth
I don't think the author's horny for his own character, I think he seriously just has a fetish for technobabble and game terminology. It's the only way to explain this.

Clint reacted by pressing his face deeper between Sandra's legs, and licking his tounge into her, feeling along the inside of her.

Sandra's moans slightly began to intensify as Clint's tongue felt around the inside of her pussy with the hunger of a person in a all-you-can-eat restruant.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Hahaha. Terrible metaphors be thy NAME, sir!

Sandra's red blush began to deepen again, and her eyes shimmering and beginning to water with tears of joy, not wanting him to stop. "Aaah... Clint... keep going! Aaahh..." she said with noticable moaning in her voice, as Clint continued to lick the inside of Sandra's opening with unrelenting determination. Sandra's moans began to almost overlap each other, as she actually began to feel an orgasm building up. "Clint, I'm about to explode in there, so make a decision rather to keep going or not!" she warned him.

- Avatar
Does she climax with the force and volume of a fire hose too? If so he's in some serious trouble.

Clint continued to lick up inside of Sandra's vagina, as Sandra let out a long pleasurable moan of ectasy and happiness, as her orgasm exploded, causing Clint to feel her vaginal juices, also tasting on the vanilla side,

- Spoony Spoonicus
Because that's how THAT works!

as they flowed onto his tongue, out of Sandra's pussy, and into Clint's mouth. Clint swallowed every bite he could of her climax,

- Megido
More poor wording!

and after 30 seconds, Sandra finally stopped, her eyes closing slightly as to allow her a bit of rest from her orgasm. Clint proceeded to lick down her liquid soaked legs, drinking as much of her vagina juice as he could. He then finally pull his face away.

- Avatar
Nope, just a drinking fountain.

Sandra looked down at him, giving him a charming, smile of joy and said, "Again, you are excellent at this, Clint! Again, you need to start training with as much determination you have when making love to me!" she teased him again. Clint just gave an embarrassed smile of lust at her. Sandra then said, "I'm going to wash us both off, so bare with me." She stated, using another cast of Tida, this time drenching both Sandra and Clint in water, cleaning the residue of Sandra's juices off of his face, and the remiants of her juices off of her legs and any other parts of her body. She then casted Faia, surrounding them in heat, and quickly drying them off.

- Miles Edgeworth
Okay, NOW they must be done.

Clint wondered what would happen next. "Do you still want to keep going, cheeky?" he said, calling Sandra a new nickname.

- Spoony Spoonicus
And a terribly stupid one at that.

"Cheeky?" she asked in confusion. "It comes from your beautiful cheeks and your blushing." he replied. "Oh..." Sandra replied, a bit taken back, but then said, "And yes, I definately have a lot in me to keep going. But what do we do next?" then she got a rush of excitement. "Nevermind, I have an idea!" she said, walking from the wall she had been held up against, and over to Clint's bed, and plopping down on it, lying on her back. Clint looked at her in confusion.

- Avatar
This guy is the most oblivious lover you could have possibly chosen.
- Spoony Spoonicus
The mega-penis is a bit of a Darwinism, it seems.

Sandra replied, "Get in bed, doofus!"

As Clint slowly walked over to the bed. Sandra got a little impatient with his slow reaction, and grabbed him and pulled him into his own bed, but then forcing him on top of her. Clint blushed furiously, as he began to suddenly feel his cock erecting yet again.

Sandra had felt this and said, "Yes, let's have normal sex again. Except this time, you're on top, and I'm on the bottom. I wonder how good you'll be at this." she finished with another of her charming smiles. Clint nodded, and began to unzip his pants again, and then also pull down his underwear more, revealing his now 10 inch cock, which had grown a bit in girth since he fucked her the first time. Clint then felt his hands underneath the skirt of her outfit, rubbing along the outer walls of her vagina, and gaining a light moan from Sandra, and then lurched down, and thrusted his cock underneath the skirt, penetrating into her pussy again.

- Megido
Not-a-word count: 5.

Sandra gave a couple more soft moans of pleasure, as Clint then put his arms around her, embracing her, and then beginning another deep and passionate french kiss, which Sandra gladly accepted, returning his hug, as Clint began to pump his cock into her pussy with a little more force and speed. Sandra began to moan louder and louder with each thrust of his penis into her, and her blush deepened, more tears of happiness and joy forming in her shimmering purple eyes, as they just continued to kiss each other deeply. Clint kept thrusting into Sandra, fucking her with more and more force and speed gradually as another 20-30 seconds passed.

- Avatar
This is a very heavily documented sex scene, isn't it?

Sandra's tears began to flow down her face, and Clint and her deepened their kiss. Clint began to once again feel his cock swell in size, as his seed began to once again form at the base of his cock. Sandra spoke passionately into his mind, /Clint, don't restrain anything when you release yourself! I want you to give it all to me!/ Clint heard her call, and took her words to mind, as he gave a moan through his kiss with Sandra, his cock surging sum up it and then shooting out into Sandra's pussy at very impressive speed.

- clobberpuppy
That's why they call him Mr. Fahrenheit!

Sandra's tears grew wider in streams as she moaned in ectasy and pleasure, her ovaries again being filled by his cum. Soon, Clint had cummed so much that Sandra couldn't hold it all, and cum began to burst out though her vagina walls. Sandra and Clint gave it no mind, their passion overriding the feeling, as Clint finally let up his penis and pulled out of Sandra, just as she pulled her face back from him.

Both partners stared at each other, impressed. "Wow, you're a great kisser, Sandra! I guess I had nothing to worry about!" he replied. "And again, you thrust into me with undying passion!" Sandra said with a half moan of move.

- Spoony Spoonicus
I'm sensing a pattern here.

"So, my lover, are satisfied yet with your day?" Clint asked, a look of lust still in his eyes, as he examined Sandra's sexy and pretty figure. Looking her up and down more, he began to understand just how much of a goddess or above she really was. Not just because she possessed great, almost all-absolute power, but also because she had the lover's ability to pleasure and tease a man like a ideal woman should.

- Miles Edgeworth
Truly the Mariest of Sues.

Sandra smirked at Clint in reply. "No, I'm not done yet. It's my turn to give you something!" she said, pushing Clint's body off of her with ease, and then rolling out of bed, as she used various magics again on herself to clean off her body, and then dry off. She then looked at Clint's still pulled down pants, and at his not quite so erect cock, but pulled herself into his bed from below, and causing Clint to blush in surprise. Sandra laid on her stomach, as her head came up to his cock, which she gazed at with her own passionate lust. Clint began to expect she was going to perform more Fellaito on him, as she had appeantly already digested and absorbed his cum into her earlier, immedately strengthening her body and defense, and endurance even more than earlier.

- Spoony Spoonicus
A more efficient power plant than most stars, I guess.

Sandra looked at him in the eyes with her lust, and a small blush on her cheeks. "Are you ready again?" she asked. Clint nodded, "Yes, go ahead." he said to her, as she began to grip his cock, which was always beginning to erect. Sandra pumped her gloved hand up and down his cock, trying to speed up the rate of erection, as Clint held back from moaning out loud from the feeling. Soon, after 20 seconds of bobbing her hands on his penis, it had fully stiffened and erected to about 11 inches in size, again slightly increasing in girth since earlier.

- Avatar
He still hasn't topped his old record of fourteen.

Sandra decided to tease him more, by runnng her hand down, and gripping him around his bulging balls,

- clobberpuppy
BOWLING balls.

and squeezing them as lightly as she could as to not crush his manhood on accident. Clint groaned in pleasure as Sandra also began to lick her tongue up the back of his penis, stopping her licks at the top each time, and returning to the bottom each time she licked. Clint moaned in pleasure and ectasy as Sandra managed to wink at him during some of her upper licks along his cock. He then put one of his hands on the back of her head lightly, to urge Sandra to continue. After about 15 more seconds of this teasing licking, Sandra, still holding Clint's balls, raised her head up, and then put her mouth over his bulging manhood, and bobbing up and down over it. Clint moaned out "Sandra! Aah! You're exquistite! I love your pretty blushing face."

- Live Studio Audience
*Canned laughter*

Sandra's blush slightly deepened, and she began caressing his balls again as she pumped her head up and down his length, feeling it slowly expand in length and size. Sandra also began to form tears of joy in her eyes again from her blowjob, as Clint's cock was now easily reaching the back of his throat, causing some gags. Sandra however still continued to suck up and down on his penis, and massaging and caressing his balls as she did. Soon, Clint's girth began to expand more and more, as he felt the rush of yet another seed rising within his being. Sandra sensed this and looked on with her most charming look her teary eyes could give him.

Clint suddenly moaned in pleasure, "OH SANDRA!!" as his hand began to place force on the back of her head, and bobbing her head up and down his cock at his own accord now. Sandra moaned in pleasure as she felt him gain the bravery to take control of the blowjob from her, and let him bob her pretty head up and down a little more. Clint's cock finally climaxed, and more chocolate-flavored cum gushed into her mouth, and then down her throat. Sandra however was determined to drink all of his cum at once. Clint continued to shoot his once-again massive load into her mouth, gushing out so far over a total of 3 gallons of cum in under 20 seconds.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Yeesh, even Old Faithful doesn't see this kind of action.

Sandra's body began to absorb the semen of her partner already and used it to strength various ascepts of her body, while still ingesting more and more cum that was coming into her mouth and down her throat. Clint managed to cum another 2 and a half gallons in the next 20 seconds, as Sandra continued to swallow more and more of his cum and absorbing it into her biological properties and strengthing her endurance, her lifeforce, and even her physical defense, which was normally a countercedant to her extremely powerful physical attack, her defense being very low, originally lower than even Paula's natural physical defense.

- Miles Edgeworth
And yet part of me knows that the author is getting off harder to the technobabble than to the sex scene it's wrapped in.

In the final 25 seconds of Clint's extra long climax, he gushed another 4 and a half whopping gallons of cum into her mouth, and down her throat, Sandra still drink and sucking it down like a hungry, homeless orphan who had been just let into an all-you-can-eat buffet for free.

- Live Studio Audience
*Raucous laughter*
- Miles Edgeworth
..There are no words. That kind of metaphor doesn't happen by accident. You have to try pretty damn hard to come up with something that bad.
- Spoony Spoonicus
You have NO IDEA how hard I am laughing after reading this. I'm going to need a minute.

Finally, Clint's climax ended, and Sandra absorbed the last of the almost 10 total gallons of him semen that he climaxed inside of her, increasing her body's potiental to even greater heights.

She then let up on carrassing his balls, and sat up on her knees in his bed, looking at the almost passed out Clint, almost draining himself to the limit from such a load of cum being released.

- Avatar
Dude, you just came over twenty gallons in less than ten minutes. How are you even alive? How do you even EXIST?

Sandra got off the foot of the bed, and walked in over to him, and speaking, "You still want to continue going?" she asked, wondering how long this sexual pleasure of theirs would really last.

- Miles Edgeworth
Until the author's craving for harebrained technobabble is satisfied, presumably.

Clint gasped and moaned, "If I weren't almost totally drained, I'd gladly go on a little more." "Okay, then you'll get your wish." Sandra replied, holding her hands over his exhausted form and casting the spell of Fulkea on him.

- clobberpuppy
Gesundheit.

Fulkea was a spell that allowed the target's lifeforce to be restored up to two times their normal maximum. However the extra energy would slowly burn out until it went back to normal.

- The Medic
Ze medigun can be used to prolong sex? I am in ze wrong field of vork!
- The Administrator
And you will remain so, lest you be penalized for breach of contract.
- The Medic
*Sigh* Yes...

Clint opened his eyes, completely rejuvenated, and looked to Sandra, "Wow, I forgot you can heal people!" he exclaimed. "Yeah, but I don't want to have to do this too much, so this is probably the last time I heal you before we stop this." "Okay then." Clint replied, and then another thought of lust crossed his mind "I have another idea of a way we can be unique with this!" "Okay, show me, hombrae." Sandra said in a slight cowgirl accent to get a chuckle out of Clint.

- Miles Edgeworth
Gffffgfbff...

He lied back down on the bed, his head lying on his pillow, and his cock still exposed out of his slightly pulled down pants. "Sandra, crawl in to bed with me, but with your head facing the foot of the bed." he asked her, as she realized exactly what he had in mind, and grinned another charming smile. "Ooooh... I see what your game is, romeo!" she said, crawling into his bed backwards from the foot of his bed.

Clint looked at her in lust and passion as when she climbed into bed, her legs went back past his head, and the skirt of her black outfit ended up in his face, along with her still exquisite vagina staring at him undeneath. Sandra's upperbody was over his own chest, her head coming down to where Clint's cock was now beginning to erect again, now almost a full foot in length now from his earlier sex games.

- Avatar
At this rate he's going to end up with something between a fire hose and a novelty oversized fire hose.
- Spoony Spoonicus
At least then the jizz-geysers will make SOME semblance of sense.

Clint wrapped his arms around the back of Sandra's thighs, and her buttcheeks, and pulling her legs apart to reveal her pussy in a more close up view. Sandra put her hands on his balls, and prepared herself to massage them yet again, eagar to try a 69 with him.

- Avatar
They seem to be working in reverse, here.
- Spoony Spoonicus
I think he's just picking out random 20-second video clips from his porn folder and writing down what he sees in them.

"Ready... set... GO!" she said, suddenly bobbing her head down on his cock, as Clint forced his face against her vagina and began to lick up her clitoris. Both partners gave small moans of ectasy, as Sandra started to bob her head up and down over his penis with a little more speed, and Clint putting his entire mouth over her pussy, and licking more along her vaginal walls. Sandra moaned in passion at his licking of her pussy, and her purple eyes began to shimmer in pleasure yet again, and her blush beginning to form deeper under her eyes, and her tears beginning to form for yet another time. Clint's blush only increased more, as he tasted her vanilla like vaginal walls and began to stick his tongue inside of her opening. Sandra mentally replied, /You go boy! Keep plugging away! I'll keep you company!/

- Megido
This dialog is physically hurting me.

Sandra began to bob her head up and down his cock even faster, and started massaging his balls with more speed and vigor. She also began to easily feel his length reach the back of her throat, causing her to gag a little and her tears to flow down her face in joy. Clint began to lick a little deep into Sandra's vagina, and she began to moan from his contact with her pleasure-center. /Yes! You found my pleasure area, so keep licking it!/ she mentally called to Clint, as he obeyed and continued to lick around against the upper walls of inside of Sandra's pussy, feeling his own pulses of ectasy and pleasure from Sandra's massaging his balls, and her sucking on his now expanding girth, as his seed yet again began to form at the bottom of his cock.

As if in irony, both Sandra and Clint's climaxs erupted within them at the same times, causing Sandra to leak her vanilla favored juices into Clint's mouth, as Clint's own cum began to gush out of his cock, into her own mouth. Both partners began to enjoy and swallow each other's loads. This would continued for another 30 seconds at least, as Sandra had felt Clint shoot over almost 4 gallons of his cum into her pretty mouth, and Sandra leaked over 3 gallons of her juices into his own mouth. Another 10 more seconds passed

- Megido
As the redundancy only grew worse.

as Clint started licking her vaginal walls again to try to extend her climax, and Sandra had started pumping her head over his cock a few more times, and both were able to gather just a little extra cum and juice to give each other. In the end, Sandra had let out almost 5 gallons of her juices into Clint's mouth, and he had exploded almost another total of 7 gallons of cum into Sandra's mouth,

- Spoony Spoonicus
And yet somehow, neither of them were dead from drowning or water poisoning, or any of the numerous health problems that would surely result from losing fluids at this rate.

which she swallowed and her body began to absorb into her more, strengthing her endurance and defense even more than before. Sandra gave a final, tearful moan of pleasure as she pulled her head off of his cock. After this, Clint released his grip around her legs, even though Sandra would've still been able to get free with or without him doing so. Sandra wearily was able to pull herself off of him, and then off of her bed, leaking small drops of her juice down Clint's body as she pulled her off all the way off, gasping a little from the overshot she made into his mouth. Clint of course was much more drained, but still had more than his normal amount of energy left, so he wasn't drained in the least. He looked over at Sandra, "Tired yet?" he asked with a smirk. Sandra gasped lightly, "Naw. I can heal myself as well. However I think we should stop now. We've done this stuff at least 5 or 6 times now."

- Miles Edgeworth
Finally, a shred of sense in all this.

"Wait... Sandra... one more time. I think I know of something that I can really impress you with as a lover. Are you interested?" he asked, a taunt to her in his voice. Sandra used Kealga on herself to replenish her lost energy and recover, and looked back at him, a charming smirk of confidence on her face, "Of course! But one last time. So make whatever you have planned be good, okay?" she replied. "Yeah, I agree. We shouldn't burn each other out, but I have to try this at least one time." Clint said, "And it might as well be now." Clint slowly got to his feet, and began to close his eyes, standing in place. Sandra felt his ki rising a little. What's he planning now? she wondered in confusion. Suddenly, she saw Clint couple his arms together, and he began to distort in place. Sandra then began to recognize a blurring image of another Clint forming from within. She suddenly realized his intention.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Oh lord.
- Avatar
Don't bring dumb fake-o martial arts powers into this, please please please.
- Spoony Spoonicus
Too late.

Woo!! This looks like it'll be interesting! she was already wondering what he had in store for her, realizing he was using the Multi-form techinque, and was splitting himself into several copies of himself. Likely he wants to try a gangbang with me, using himself as his friends. Crazy kid, but very sexy use for it. she thought to herself, impressed with his idea this time more than any he had done so far.

- clobberpuppy
After this fanfic, he occasionally moonlights as an internet porn celebrity, the "One-man gangbanger."

Soon enough, Clint had managed to split himself into 7 seperate versions of himself, the one being in the middle the original Clint. Sandra looked on in surprise. "Why seven? I thought you'd need only 4 or 5 at the most?" she asked, curious to what he had planned for his new-found lover and Titaness.

"Heh, you're not afraid of 7 bumbling fools, are you?" Clint asked with a joking taunt. "Of course not! But I've read up on this stuff with mom and Paula, and usually they only go as high as five people at the most." Sandra replied in annoyance, and then smiled back charmingly. "Well, I'm going to surprise you, my young titaness of life." Clint replied, verbally referring to her by one of her most honored titles, which she and Paula both shared after their titaness training during their five years of absense.

- Miles Edgeworth
Sure, drop another irrelevant plot point abruptly into a porn story. Why not?

Sandra blushed, "Ah, how cute..." she replied, "Go ahead and show me what you got! I'll take anything you dish out!" she declared playfully and with a wink. The one of the Clints on the left walked up behind her and embraced her from behind, holding her against him softly, but tight enough to suggest she not move to experience the full thrill of what was to come. Suddenly, the Clint holding her thrusted his cock up and into her asshole from behind, causing her to moan out in slight pain, and ectasy. "AAH!! Clint, watch how hard you do that!" she scolded him, understanding his intent, but still annoyed, as that Clint began to thrust his cock up and down her asshole, bringing Sandra's blush back to her face, and her tears into the corners of her eyes. Soon, after a small amount of fucking her ass, the Clint duplicate behind her began to sit himself down on the floor, taking Sandra, who was still having her ass pumped, down to the floor with him.

Another of the Clint duplicates soon walked up to Sandra, and began to sit down on the floor in front of her while she was being anally fucked, and grabbed her beautiful and strong legs, pulling them out behind him, exposing her vagina to him, and his foot long cock to erect. Sandra prepared for more sex as the second duplicate suddenly thrusted his cock into her pussy yet again, causing her moaning to pick up in occurance, and her blush to slightly deepen, her tears of joy beginning to roll down her face as the first Clint duplicate fucked her ass, and the second fucking her pussy at the same time.

- Megido
Because this wasn't blazingly obvious from the context.

"Aah!! Clint! Go on! More!!" she coached him one between moans of pain and joy, and tears. In responce, the third and fourth duplicates, the fourth being the original Clint,

- Miles Edgeworth
Does it really matter at this point?

walked up to her, and kneeled down on Sandra's left and her right side. The Clint on her left grabbed her left breast and began to fondle it, while the Clint on her right fondled her other breast, doing this for 10 full seconds while Sandra was still being fucked in the ass and the pussy by Clint's first two duplicates. Sandra moaned, "Oooh!! Aah! Clint! Clint, let me open my suit, so you can get full benefit from me!"

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Again, why do they keep putting their clothes back on when they're just going to take them off again thirty seconds later?

she said in ectasy, still smiling and winking, despite the tears down her face and the blush under her pretty purple eyes, as she ran her hands over the white section of her suit, causing the upper half to come down off her tight chest, revealing her white bra to him once again. The Clints on her right and left got the picture, reaching to each side of her back, and undoing the straps of her bra, and quickly discarding it to the right of Sandra, against the near by wall. Her nipples and breasts again exposed to her lover, she moaned in a near uncontrollable state of joy, ectasy and passion as the two Clint groped her breasts
and began to suck on her nipples, trying to get her to gush more of her vanilla-tasting breast milk.

While this was happening to Sandra, the fifth, six and final of the seven duplicates of Clint walked up to Sandra, and the fifth leaned over, placing his hands against the wall behind her for support, as his foot long cock hand bobbed down in front of his Titaness' mouth. Sandra moved her crying, pretty face over to his penis, and began to lick it with a firey passion, as the first duplicate removed one of his hands from her sexy hips, and placed it on the back of her head, and starting to force her head over the fifth duplicate's cock, much to her own enjoyment, her tears flowing down her face in streams now. Oooh!! Ooooh my god! He's doing extremely nice! He's definately making a lot of moves now. she thought happily, as she moaned out in raw passion, ectasy and joy, being fucked in her ass, being plugged in her vagina, having her now milk-laden breasts and nipples sucked on at the same time, and now giving a blowjob as well. It had to be one of the most unforgettable sexual experiences Sandra would ever have.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Yeah, it's not often you get gangbanged by one guy.
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Unless he's some kind of horrible tentacled cr-
- Miles Edgeworth
Stop. Just stop.

However Sandra had not yet known just how much more would happen, as the sixth and final Clint duplicates seized her black-gloved arms, and raised them up to level with their own swelling foot-long members, and forcing each arm to grip a duplicate's cock. Sandra mentally smiled,

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Which doesn't make a lick of sense.

~Very well, Clint. I might be outnumbered, but let's see just how much you can take of me!~ she spoke out mentally, getting the final two duplicates' picture, and began to pump her smooth, black gloved hands up and down each of the final two duplicates' cocks, while she was giving the fifth a blowjob still with some forced help from the first, the fourth and third sucking her nipples, and drinking her breast milk, the second duplicate fucking her pussy, the first behind her plugging her ass. The final two Clint duplicates moaned slightly in pleasure as Sandra's arms fondled each of their individual cocks, and causing them to stiffen more and more. She also felt the length of the fifth duplicate's cock in her mouth, and also the second duplicate's penis expanding inside her vagina, and finally the first one's member growing in her ass.

10 seconds later, she felt all the penises in her orifices had expanded to almost double their original sizes, and then she felt the first duplicate shoot a large load of semen up her ass, the second duplicate exploding in her pussy, against filling her ovaries with cum, and then the fifth duplicate of Clint's cock expand further and erupt in her mouth, shooting a good 2 gallons of cum into her mouth, and down her throat in only 10 seconds.

- Spoony Spoonicus
I guess if she hasn't inflated like a water balloon by now, she's never going to.

At that point, she felt the cocks of the final two duplicates spasm and climax into their own eruptions of cum, which began to drench her body in the lovely, chocolate-flavored semon he had. Sandra's looked to be in a daze of joy, ectasy and happiness, her weary, tear soaked eyes looking to stare off into space, as the seven duplicates had continued bringing her pleasure from all sides and all orifices. The duplicates of Clint all continued to climax, with the exceptions of the third and fourth duplicates, which had pulled away from her chest to allow their fellow duplicates clear shots to unload on her naked, and blushing chest.

- Miles Edgeworth
And now bukkake. Why not.

The fifth duplicate's cock had managed to unleash almost 12 gallons of cum into her mouth and down her throat, which she then swallowed and absorbed into her body, making her stronger even more.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Well, of course.

Finally, the fifth duplicate pulled out, his eyes glazed over in fatigue as he fell back on to the floor, vanishing. Now the sixth and seventh duplicates aimed their penises straight at Sandra's face, who then opened her mouth and a dazed reply and received a massive gush of cum into her mouth, and more flowing down her throat, later being absorbed into her body's potential through her stomach. Suddenly, the first duplicate finally ended his climax in Sandra's ass, and with glazed over eyes, fell back against the wall and vanished. Soon, the same fate befell the second duplicate, it having climax a good 5 gallons of cum in Sandra's pussy, and it vanished after faint to the ground as well. Woah! Clint must be putting serious extra effort into this stunt! I hope he doesn't kill himself because of me!

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If letting out enough semen to drown a small village doesn't kill him, I don't think anything will.

Soon, another 20 seconds later, the sixth and seventh duplicates finally ended their cummy climax, erupting a grand total of almost 14 gallons on to Sandra's body, and another 10 total into her mouth, which was swallowed and absorbed into her body via the stomach.

- Megido
As we've already explained in painstaking detail many, many times.

The two said duplicates also fainted much like their other counterparts, and vanished into thin air, only leaving the third and fourth duplicates, who were now began to fondle and suck her breasts and nipples one more time, before third duplicate pulled away from her chest 10 seconds later, and vanished into thin air. Now only the fourth duplicate, the original Clint remained, and he looked almost completely drained, as he too had pulled his mouth off of her lovely, tight B-sized breasts. He asked Sandra groggily, "So, how was that?" Sandra's dazed look still showed on her face, but she was still able to comprehend all that was going on, "That was the most adrenaline rushing and most exciting experience I have EVER felt in my life! Not even my like to fight monsters and other evils made me this content! You are such a tactical sex lover! I guess I somehow taught something to you!"

- Spoony Spoonicus
And now she ruins the mood by speaking like a badly-translated Sega Genesis game.

she replied, her daze finally wearing away, as Sandra recovered enough to observe just how drenched she was in cum. At least 13-14 gallons of it were on her.

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She looked more half-melted snowman than human.

She used her telekenesis and magic to once again levitate any and all of the cum in the room, rather it be on herself, on the floor, or any left on Clint, it was soon amassed into large, fogged container, which Sandra then look and began to drink some from, causing her to become even stronger in endurance, and her physical defense. Also, she felt something strange within now. She felt as if she had increase her resistance to the element of Dark and the elements of Ice and Poison.

- Miles Edgeworth
(Beating head against desk)

"Clint... some... somehow I feel not only stronger physically, but my resistances seemed to have benefited, especially my Dark, Ice and Poison ones. Clint looked at her, and explained, "Well, as you know, I'm half Gappei-jin, and Gappei-jin were once heavily influcence by Darkness, thus many were partically immune to dark elemental attacks. Me on the other hand, I'm appearantly somewhat resistant to Dark, but my human side makes me more resistant to Ice. Also, you won't believe this, but somehow, in some twisted way, I'm can ABSORB poisonous attacks and poison heals me in general. I guess when you drank so much of my cum... it caused those resistances to transfer to you a little." Clint explained.

- Spoony Spoonicus
Now there's a hilarious idea for a game. You start out ridiculously weak to everything, so you have to seduce everyone you can and drink their fluids to become more powerful.
- Avatar
Unfortunately you'd only be able to sell it in Japan, and by the publisher's insistence all of the villains would be burly ogres with fourteen prehensile dick-tentacles.

"Hah! A little?! Try a lot! I feel almost completely immune to Dark now, and I was born at least 25% weaker to dark. My suit increases all my elemental resistances by 75%, so my Dark resistance became 50% instead of -25%. Now it feels like it's somewhere in the high 80s or low 90s in percent!" Sandra replied, using Tida on herself and Clint, washing off any sexual residue that might have still remained on them.

- Miles Edgeworth
Which is rendered pointless when they started doing it again ten seconds later.

Sandra also picked herself off the ground, and then used Faia one last time, drying both Titaness and her partner off. Sandra then retrieved both her bra and panties, and slipped them both back on, and then she put the top half of her outfit back over her upperbody and chest, and looking once again like the same pretty little black clad 'Green Child' she was when she came into Clint's room. Clint yawned to her, tired and ready to go into a long, deep sleep, "Well, at least you got more than just a pleasurous benefit. I didn't feel any stronger after I drank any of your bodily liquids."

- Spoony Spoonicus
That's odd, it's almost... not profoundly goddamn insane!

"Well, you said it yourself, you're not Altima-jin in the least. I forgot if mom told me rather Altima-jin males can gain strength from a girl's juices.

- clobberpuppy
Only one way to find ou--
- Miles Edgeworth
NO. There will be NO sequels.

I'll talk about it with you later. I see you want to go to sleep, so I should go. Also, I might as well invite you to my room to sleep with me from now on. No use for us to try to hide it. I know Paula and mom will go giddy on me about the moment I see them. I'm quite sure with Paula runnng around in the palace that she's figured it out already." she said solemn look on her face.

- Spoony Spoonicus
"I see bad grammar." Spoony solemnly.

"Wait... could you sleep here with me tonight? I'll move in tomorrow, but I want you here right now. Even though I've exhausted myself sexually, I still want your body against mine, my Titaness of Love." Clint replied, his love to Sandra easier to show now since their intercourse.

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One line in this thing that wasn't clunky or embarrassing? Color me impressed.

"Okay, I'll stay with you, techincal boy" she replied in a joke,

- Avatar
Nevermind.

and kissed him on the face, and then scooting him into his bed, while she also grabbed the sheets out of the corner of the room, and then rolled into bed on the other side of Clint, covering them both in the sheets. Clint and Sandra then turned to each other, and Clint put his hand on Sandra's pretty face, causing her to blush, and embrace him. However she again had forgotten her strength and bear hugged him. "Ack!! S... Sandra!!" he groaned in pain. Sandra blushed and put on an embarrassed smile, and said, "Sorry! I forgot!" and eased up on her hug, but still tight enough that she knew no one could take him away, as Clint embraced her just the same, and put their faces together and kissed one more time, letting their love put them to sleep...

- END -

- Spoony Spoonicus
So that's The Green Gappei, and boy, wasn't it a barrel of laughs?
- Miles Edgeworth
No.
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Well, I got a few chuckles out of it, which is more than I can say for most of what we've read.

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- Spoony Spoonicus
Thus concludes our look at Lord Cyrominion's cavalcade of madness. Closing comments, everyone?
- Miles Edgeworth
Well, he's a terrible and derivative writer on every level, but at least he just seems to be doing this for fun, and not because he has some grand scheme in mind to steal the audience from Disney or Archie Comics or the WWE or whatever's pissing him off this week.
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Or claiming to be a "professional artist" while making the same amateur-level mistakes over and over again.
- Spoony Spoonicus
Indeed. This chapter is closed, but there will never be a shortage of terrible webcomics and fanfics out there for us to riff on. Tune in next week for more!