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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 02:51am 12/06/11 (02:40pm 11/19/11) in 6m40s  §  2268 eyeballs
 We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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The definitive PC RPG series got its start with these three gems. While all three are fairly simple games with only minimal plots, they are great fun as dungeon crawlers, and possess some very inspired weirdness. In particular, the first two games start off as standard Dungeons and Dragons inspired fantasy, then abruptly shift to hovercars, laser guns, space travel and dogfights with spaceships (bearing more than a passing resemblance to Star Wars' TIE fighters). Check 'em out - the whole trilogy is available for the dirt-cheap price of $6.

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