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Only a passing mention of Bioware this time! We're making progress!

[23:03:29] <Zero_Diamond> addfaq jiz: stiflingly unfunny, like it was written by a ten year old with a pottymouth
[23:04:21] <Zero_Diamond> i was subjected to two episodes of it at a party
[23:04:28] <Zero_Diamond> and we left right after
[23:04:34] <Zero_Diamond> absolutely terrible
[23:04:54] <Zero_Diamond> nothing but jizz shit pussy rape abortion look how edgy i am
[23:05:06] <zvalkyr> cool
[23:05:07] <AzulRojo> Yawn.
[23:05:14] <Zero_Diamond> and we were subjected to it by these two hugely fat girls, which i point out because it seems to be a common theme that hugely fat girls have terrible taste
[23:05:21] <spoonshiro> family guy 2.0
[23:05:26] <zvalkyr> people have terrible taste
[23:07:21] <AzulRojo> MASS EFFECT 3 IS BEST GAME EVER MADE.
[23:07:33] <zvalkyr> literally no one has said that
[23:07:42] <zvalkyr> maybe 2
[23:07:44] <spoonshiro> yeah even mass effect fans hate that game
[23:07:53] <AzulRojo> There are some who give it glowing praise.
[23:07:56] <AzulRojo> How, I don't know.
[23:07:57] <spoonshiro> except for the 3 seconds of alien tits they paid 60 bucks for
[23:08:01] <zvalkyr> only if EA gave them money
[23:08:10] <spoonshiro> yeah EA totally does that
[23:08:23] <AzulRojo> Nah, the really mindless fans, or people who just hopped on with that game.
[23:08:23] <spoonshiro> "here's a wad of bills, give us a glowing score"
[23:08:55] <spoonshiro> same way childish pig shit like dead space constantly gets good reviews
[23:09:08] <AzulRojo> OMG, BLOW ITS HEAD OFF. COOOOOOL!!
[23:10:38] <spoonshiro> do that to every single enemy because we programmed it that way after masturbating to it for hours on rotten.com... err... hours of careful research!
[23:11:13] <AzulRojo> Heheh.
[23:12:23] <spoonshiro> nothing worse than a bad game that's desperately trying to be "edgy" and "controversial" to cover up its lack of actual content.
[23:12:42] <zvalkyr> i don't think dead space was trying to be either of those things though
[23:12:49] <zvalkyr> dead space 2's ad campaign was for some reason
[23:12:51] <spoonshiro> hur hur stomp out baby brains adurr
[23:13:25] <spoonshiro> there is literally a level called "the nursery" and that is all you do in it.
[23:13:26] <zvalkyr> but that is probably just because people in advertising are drooling morons
[23:14:02] <Cap`nRattar> space madness
[23:14:15] <zvalkyr> hm
[23:14:18] <zvalkyr> yeah that's dead space 2
[23:14:30] <zvalkyr> i guess that's why they went that route with the ads
[23:14:32] <zvalkyr> weird
 
 
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SOLID SNAKE LOOKS LIKE A HIPPIE IN THE METAL GEAR 2 MANUAL
 ~Spoony Spoonicus  §  at 10:44am 05/07/12
 
When games stop being about fun and start being about the developers living out their sick fetishes, everyone loses.
 
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