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[00:22:49] <AzulRojo> http://www.gameranx.com/updates/id/5411/article/bioware-institutes-zero-tolerance-policy-on-community-forums/ --Holy shit
[00:23:39] <spoonshiro> but writing creepy fanfics about tali and female shepherd having weird alien sex and posting it on our forums for everyone to see, that's perfectly fine!
[00:24:06] <AzulRojo> Heaven forbid a developer make a transexual character, though. That's not allowed!
[00:24:28] <AzulRojo> I'm guessing the fanboys are angry because their hot, virtual lover is *gasp* a MAN.
[00:24:29] <spoonshiro> i don't mind that so much as the fact that they parade it around everywhere like they're being super progressive by doing it
[00:25:00] <ragna> yeah, that's the issue I see with it, too. Congratulations, you put a tranny in your video game, shut up and sit down
[00:25:18] <spoonshiro> "we have LGBT characters!" "so did ultima. eighteen years ago."
[00:25:36] <Zero_Diamond> and avernum! not quite as long ago, but still!
[00:25:38] <AzulRojo> The Sims never had limits on relationships, heh.
[00:25:39] <spoonshiro> "and they didn't have to brag about it in fucking press releases because it was an extremely minor feature."
[00:25:45] <Zero_Diamond> any chance to rep my favorite crpg!
[00:26:08] <AzulRojo> Hell, even Bully lets the main character smooch it up with a guy.

(Hell, Super Mario Brothers had a transgendered character TWENTY YEARS before Mass Effect was even a thing. YOU ARE NOT PROGRESSIVE.)

[00:39:56] <AzulRojo> Oh, so THAT'S why people play Mass Effect games. Softcore porn/erotica!
[00:40:00] <spoonshiro> yep
[00:40:03] <AzulRojo> The acting is awful.
[00:40:07] <spoonshiro> they're all yaoi fanfiction writing creepos
[00:40:20] <Maid> vOv
[00:40:23] <spoonshiro> it's certainly not for the uninspired gameplay, the horribly dull voice acting or the cliched storyline
[00:40:49] <Maid> i'll cop to it if it ever comes to steam for cheap i'll probably get it
[00:40:51] <Maid> but it won't
[00:41:06] <Maid> because sometimes you just want to see the end of a story, no matter how poorly written and acted it is
[00:41:15] <AzulRojo> True.
[00:41:23] <spoonshiro> i suffered through the first one for fifteen hours on the promise that "it gets really good!"
[00:41:25] <spoonshiro> it doesn't.
[00:41:30] <Maid> i didn't
[00:41:47] <AzulRojo> YouTube -> FF10 ending -> Oh, okay. Don't have to finish it now!
[00:41:49] <Maid> i played it because it was enough for me to get by on/I hadn't played any of bioware's plotwise identical games
 
 
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