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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 01:42pm 01/25/12 (11:34pm 01/24/12) in 10m31s  §  2158 eyeballs
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Screenshot of an actual cutscene:



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Their programmers are so incompetent they couldn't even redraw the screen properly. The most basic element of any game program and they botched it up. Simply amazing. Welp, chalk up another EA-published turd that's not worth $00.06, much less $60.00.
 
 
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