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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 11:28am 02/10/12 (11:23am 02/10/12) in 3m6s  §  6846 eyeballs
 We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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While it may not be the first stealth-oriented game, it's arguably the one that took the formula to perfection. Thief is all about evading combat, because your enemies are confirmably much stronger than you - get sighted and you'll probably be overwhelmed and killed unless you use a Flash Bomb or some fancy maneuvering to escape. Combine that with goal-oriented gameplay (not unlike Goldeneye, released the same year as this), some genuinely creepy enemies and environments and some absolutely massive levels to explore, and you've got a very fun experience. The engine may be pretty damn ugly by today's standards, but the gameplay is unmatched.

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