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 lard pirates dawt cawm  §  Crusader: No Remorse and Crusader: No Regret (GOG.com) / by Spoony Spoonicus
 
 
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 ~Spoony Spoonicus on 09:44am 04/29/12 in 2m55s  §  9856 eyeballs
 We love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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Ultima 8 may have been an unmitigated disaster, but at least something decent was salvaged from its source code - that being the isometric overhead shooters Crusader: No Remorse and its sequel, Crusader: No Regret. Featuring some impressive visuals and music, as well as several cruel and creative ways to dispatch your foes (electrified floors, force fields, exploding barrels, and so on) and even a bit of creative puzzle-solving, they're both fun games with some great atmosphere. If you can get used to the awkward control setup, there is plenty of fun to be had at a low price with Crusader.

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