The Creature and Frank Yllandraxildrope

The air was accented by a lukewarm bouyant mist, which felt to the skin like some sort of green acidic saliva.

Which is not suprising, because that's exactly what it was.

Frank Yllandraxildrope barely had time to say the first syllable of his last name to the creature in front of him, who had asked with intensive vigor, before the lukewarm bouyant green acidic saliva of said creature melted his face. Ironically, it didn't hurt that much, due to the fact it felt lukewarm.

However, Frank did no longer have a face. And that's what really had stopped him from completely informing the creature of his last name. Not because he could no longer do it (for you see, it was just the skin attached to his face that melted away, and not his complete head), but simply out of the shock of discovering that the skin on his face no longer existed.

"I'm sorry, I didn't quite hear your last name, Frank." informed the creature, in a voice resembling a mixture of Kelsey Grammer and some sort of resurrected mummy.

"Oh, sorry about that," apologized the surprised Frank, "Your lukewarm bouyant green acidic saliva seems to have melted away the skin on my face."

"Oh, no, I am sorry to you, sir," the creature echoed, "My lukewarm bouyant green acidic saliva does that. I should have informed you up-front without avail. I take full responsibility."

"At least the bouyant green acidic mist is lukewarm." the man announced.

"Quite." the creature confirmed.

The two looked at eachother for quite some time, in silence. This was hard for Frank to do. Not only is it hard to look at such an utterly disgusting-looking creature in silence, but it is equally hard not to scream insanely at the top of your lungs like any man would do after the skin of his face melts off. But Frank decidedly did it. More out of courtesy to the creature than anything else.

Minutes passed, and the awkwardness not only continued, but seemed to grow into a new form of awkwardness which can only be reached between a disgusting-looking creature and a man who recently lossed his face due to the negligence of such a creature posessing lukewarm bouyant green acidic saliva which removed the skin of a man's face without warning.

"Fuck it," the creature said, and immediately ate Frank.

His only regret was that he didn't learn his last name.