Due to circumstances beyond my control, my massive boner not only became the master of my thoughts, it also made me one smoothass talker with teh ladiez. I not only talked my way out of a lethal ass-kicking by a pissed off girl, my boner's pickup lines got me some mighty fine ass...

"Hey, babe, sorry to bust in like this, but there's a special delivery for you."

"I love deliveries. Please give it to me."

"Oh, you'll get it, bitch, you'll get it. It's a rather large package, though. I don't know if you can take the full delivery."

"Don't worry, I always pay in full."

"Well, then, let me just take it out of it's box, and you can start working off your payment."

"Hot fuck, it's HUGE!"

"Yeah."

"Mffleex!"

"Shut up, Syd, I'm getting some ass."

Doggy style is fun, especially when you use shampoo bottles, goat horns, frogs, SNES controllers, metal shavers, Bob Dole, a cell phone, a shoe, and a sporty exhaust pipe.

As Vinic rode that girl like a cheap trampoline, I couldn't help but wonder... what was going to happen next... Who were those guys who busted into our office...? Why would they so bluntly attack us...? Who could they be working for...? ...and should I tell Vinic that the girl he was screwing used to be a guy 4 months ago...?

But elsewhere...

"It seems those two are more clever than I thought... I mean... just imagine, swinging from a phone AND getting laid."

"I think I shall plan out my next move more carefully since I now know what to expect..."

-= THE PLOT THICKENS. =-

"Uh, dude, I'm trying to bone this girl. Christ, be a little sensitive to my needs." I said with an annoyed tone.

"It's been 14 hours."

"Really? Damn, this bitch just won't stop!"

"Get dressed, dude, I'm tired of staring at your cock."

"Hey, can I ask you a question? Are girls supposed to have bigger dicks than the guy's?"

"Uh, maybe I should explain something..."

It was at this moment I broke the world record for the largest volume of vomit accumulated in 30 seconds. Little did I know our adventure was just beginning.