I GODDAMN MEAN IT.

I sign up for your scam two weeks ago hoping that I can finally find someone in this midwestern wasteland. Yesterday, you land a "WINK" in my inbox from a girl that is interested. And for me to do ANYTHING PRODUCTIVE you want THIRTY DOLLARS OF MONEY THAT I DONT HAVE.

YOU. COCKSUCKERS. Im sure that you have crushed the hopes of many people out there looking for somone, but in my case, you have only pissed me off beyond belief. My good friend Vinic J. Beverage lives in texas. Furthermore, a good friend of his WORKS for your shithole company. Right now, I am more inclined to pay for a plane ticket and a taxi cab to your office to smash every peice of machinery and every employee in the ENTIRE BUILDING with my SKULL than to give you the thirty bucks you want. Thirty bucks a month? GODDAMN PEOPLE. The internet itself dosent cost that much per month!

All rage and death threats aside, If the girl that sent me that wink had the idea to google my user name, kickass! We've kicked their system in the balls! Rattar@lardpirates.com or ChainsawDudley on AIM.