Alright, this is an actual story that happened earlier today, involving what appeared to be two college-age idiots from Wyoming.

So I'm driving down Drake street on the way to work, which is busy pretty much constantly from the hours of 7 AM to 9 PM.About 20 yards after I turn off the highway and onto drake, these retards in a white car with Wyoming plates start tailgating me and blasting their horn at me (which, in true redneck fashion, was not the horn of a station wagon, but modified to be closer to the volume of a semi truck).

Having not done anything wrong and wanting these retards to shut the hell up, I punch the gas and barely slip through a yellow light.Lo and behold, they run the red and continue doing the same stupid shit.I consider slamming the brakes and watching them bust their noses open on the dashboard, but think better of it, since I know from many years of living in a podunk town that rednecks always carry shotguns.Even to go and get their paper.Not being in the mood for a buckshot sandwich, I speed up some more.

Spotting another opportunity to be dumbasses, they pull into a nearby turn lane and jet past me, stopping short about 30 feet short of the turn-off.I pull past them a bit to stop at a red light above.Nearly a minute later, it seems they apparently finally worked the stupid out of their system and turned into a nearby neighborhood.

In short, Wyoming youth, just because crucification is still legal in your ass-mound of a state doesn't mean you can act like dipshits wherever you go.Piss off.