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 the waggoner
Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:41am 07/29/10

Legend of Zelda (NES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:31am 07/29/10

Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45
~Davey-kins - 10:34pm 07/25/10

Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44
~Davey-kins - 10:31pm 07/25/10

Everyone Has A Goddamn Mullet, Even In Japan, Page 43
~Davey-kins - 07:23pm 07/24/10
 
 
 the poopdeck
CHIP???
~Zero_Diamond - 01:51am 07/26/10

GREAT UNCLE KLAUS
~Zero_Diamond - 11:21pm 07/25/10

PEPITO'S FIRST SWAB
~Zero_Diamond - 04:04am 07/24/10

GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN
~Zero_Diamond - 01:17am 07/24/10

something is happening here.
~vinic - 06:51pm 06/01/10
 
 
 the brig
Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!
~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:34pm 05/28/10

A letter I sent to Chase Bank
~Spoony Spoonicus - 04:43pm 05/03/10

DeviantArt Antics
~Azul Rojo - 05:28am 04/28/10

Sweating my ass off, here.
~O'Doyle Flush - 03:01am 03/20/10

What its doing right now, it being our situation
~Buddy Hatchett - 02:52am 03/20/10
 
 
 new diddles
Final Fantasy X in a Nutshell
~Spoony Spoonicus - 07:37pm 04/22/09 (12:48am 03/06/08)

My Top 25 Favorite Games
~Spoony Spoonicus - 12:16am 07/14/10 (12:06am 07/14/10)

Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:42am 07/29/10 (01:41am 07/29/10)

Legend of Zelda (NES)
~Spoony Spoonicus - 01:38am 07/29/10 (01:31am 07/29/10)

Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!
~Spoony Spoonicus - 11:35pm 05/28/10 (11:34pm 05/28/10)
 
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As a few of you probably already know, our Projectwonderful ad service allow us to see what people were searching for when they stumbled across Lardpirates.com. Many of the funnier ones have been preserved in Shittle form, so I thought I'd share some of them.

Search engine strings that have turned up at least one page on LP.com:

  • Ass Crayons - Old swab by Naya.

  • Doodleshit - Old swab by Luna.

  • Assdrinking - One of Pyaemia's rants.

  • Gay Arabian Spank Video - No clue what this one turned up, but I'm pretty sure it'll get you stoned to death over there.

  • Wildguns Firefox - Rattar's Wild Guns review.

  • Cow With Bomb - Poopdeck swab.

  • And onto the street where this - I'm not sure how an incomplete sentence with few recognizable keywords got us at least one hit, but it did.

  • Mnbvbnm - Syd cleaning his keyboard.

  • Hear his teeth chattering to death fanfic - Searching for one bad fanfic, they instead found another that was infinitely worse.

  • Gay Macho XXX - I can only blame our site terminology for this. Also, they probably found gay porn someone had drawn on Poopdeck Macho.

  • This controller is fucking horrible - Angry Video Game Nerd quote.

  • Dr. Light douchie - Brings up [url=http://lardpirates.com/d/user/Dr.%20Light/]Dr. Light's profile[/url], with text taken right from Mega Man & Bass. "Douchie" is just one of many nonsensical words and phrases that appear in the game's profiles.

  • I'm caca for coco puffs - Shittle from the era when Family Guy managed to actually be decently funny. Also shows up on a deleted article as filler.

  • Squall spanks Rinoa - My Final Fantasy 8 Nutshell. The "spank" comes from the Waggoner's terminology for an article. For example, this article is Spank #993.

  • Lenneth fuck - My Valkyrie Profile Nutshell.

  • Master Shake chainsaw - The Roster page and [url=http://lardpirates.com/user/Master%20Shake/]Master Shake's profile[/url] both contain these words.

  • +1 "Mortuary" D@hotmail.com 2000 - What were they searching for? I haven't the faintest idea. What did they find? That, too, is lost to the ages.

  • Tashigi drops her glasses - She does, but I've no clue why one would search for it. This landed them squarely in Shit Piece again, by the way.

  • Colorful Waterfall - An Aquas swab.

  • Bacteria Porn - I can only assume it's the latest fetish. It's also an old Poopdeck swab from the confused mind of Atom.

  • Street Fighter 2 Spanking - Our site's juvenile terminology brings in more confused Googlers looking for porn. Instead, they just get my review of HD Remix.

  • Nami taking a crap - Shit Piece fortunately had none of this, but that hasn't stopped it from bringing in at least one perv searching for it.

  • Sue's knockers - I'm not sure who Sue is, but it brought them right to a rant about a certain Mary Sue with huge knockers.

  • Wikipedia insubordinate - Brings up Shit Piece due to the author's talent for poor wording.

  • Spackle Cake - Brings up a classic Poopdeck Macho swab. I can only assume the Googler was looking for a recipe for the world's worst-tasting cake.

    The ever-versatile "Youtube Gangbang" pulls in a whole ton of hits from various international versions of Google. Hell, I think most of our overseas traffic stems from that alone.

    An old and long-defunct Poopdeck account, [url=http://lardpirates.com/d/user/Underground%20Lolita]Underground Lolita[/url], also draws in a lot of hits.

    Most of our hits seem to come from MSN searches for "poopdeck", "rawks" or "spank". Google searches for "Lardpirates" also seem to be gaining in popularity of late.
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     stickies
    Viewtiful Gonterman: The Return + Bonus MSTron mirror!

    Lard Pirates Dawt Cawm Vocal Assault Server

    Team Fortress 2 Server
     
     
     chain activity
    Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past (SNES)
    Downloadable Games Quick Hits

    Hydlide Lamprey, Page 45
    VIEWTIFUL GONTERMAN

    YTGB 7/19/2010 (PUEBLO EDITION)
    YouTube Gangbang

    Appendix 12, "Audio Diaries", section 4
    The Adventurer's Field Guide

    maps & atlases - perch patchwork (2010)
    Album Quick Hits
     
     
     new rawks
    Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus
    vinic rawked.

    CHIP??? ~Zero_Diamond
    vinic rawked.

    Let's Heckle Chrono Cross, Part 1 ~Spoony Spoonicus
    Spoony Spoonicus rawked.

    Lackadaisical Lumpypopeye, page 44 ~Davey-kins
    zvalkyr rawked.

    Annexing Again, Page 27 ~Davey-kins
    zvalkyr rawked.
     
     
     new bombs
    CHIP??? ~Zero_Diamond
    vinic bombed 5.

    GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond
    zvalkyr bombed 5.

    GREAT UNCLE KLAUS ~Zero_Diamond
    Dudley bombed 5.

    Spoony Spoonicus made me do this. ~Dudley
    zvalkyr bombed 5.

    GIANT PIRATE FRANKENSTEIN ~Zero_Diamond
    Spoony Spoonicus bombed 5.
     
     
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