Peter Osmarand Cuffs, whose name was legally changed in 1252 to "Diamond" Pete Cuffs, is the legendary hero who on several occasions has torn chunks out of dragons throats with nothing but his teeth and a set of enchanted rock climbing gear. Diamond Pete first discovered his ability in 1249 at the New Beeferton Bazaar, when the young hero to be bit the worlds largest uncut diamond into a perfect gem with three hundred and ninety-eight facets, while it was in transit through black market smugglers in a candystore used as a front for their operations. Taking the Diamond for himself, the young Pete, then a mere 12 years old, traded it at the pawn shop across the street for a set of adventuring gear and promptly left town without his mothers permission. It is interesting to note that by cutting and selling the diamond at the pawn shop he completed the hand-off between two black market rings while simultaneously increasing its value fifty-fold.

While travelling to West Potluck (stop one on the Historical Diamond Pete Trail) Pete began to hone his ability to crush anything in his teeth and began to fashion spearheads, small daggers, fishhooks, meathooks, rings (one enchanted, see D. Pete's "Spitball" Ring, pg 502), and various small sculptures out of scrap metal salvaged from the sides of the Ancient Freeways. He would eventually master this ability and build his first Hot Rod out of parts he chewed himself.

In the fall of 1252 Pete was a contestant in the Republic of the St. Louis Blues Knuckle Cup (Knuckle Stadium, stop two on the Historical Diamond Pete Trail), and took third place after disarming and disqualifying 12 men by biting their weapons in half as they attacked him. Pete's path to victory was abruptly blocked after being clubbed unconcious by a man who was immediately vaporized by the first place contestant. the second place fighter's name could not be confirmed, as all form of ID on his person was dispersed to the atmosphere. While not first place, Pete was awarded an honorary legal name change for being the first Knuckle Bowl contestant to not kill a dude. He was legally renamed that night in the victory ceremony, right next to that years winner, Wiz. Ferdinand "Magrillin' " Brunswick. Pete later regained conciousness at a bar, after the ceremony committee left him there.

Pete used his fight money to outfit himself with an enchanted set of climbing gear to climb over the Mississippi Mountain Range and cut a new path into the kingdom of South Olovania, bypassing Butt Swamp. (Diamond Pete's Pass, stop three on the Historical Diamond Pete Trail, also the last stop unless you cheat.) He set a new speed record by travelling from New St. Louis, RSLB to Cairo, Illinois Desert (Cairo, Il. Desert, stop four on the Historical Diamond Pete Trail) in less than 72 hours. He arrived in Cairo hauling a dragon, with throat torn out, which he then butchered and sun-cured south of the city (Diamond Pete's Dragon Rib Shack Ruins, stop five on the Historical Diamond Pete Trail).

Realizing the culinary potential of dragons, Pete then spent the remainder of his career hunting and killing dragons and selling the meat at his barbeque restaurant until the day of his death, December 3rd 1264. Cause of death: a communications satellite landed on his restaurant. The offending NASA wizard is still at large.