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PROLOGUE: DISAPPEARING PLANET
One day a long time ago, something dumb happened as a result of a lot of other dumb things and a lot of people died. That's unimportant, though, so we'll forget I ever mentioned it. The real story here is that after the dumb thing happened something even more dumb happened and Earth disappeared. This didn't make anybody mad, really, but a lot of people were upset, because they didn't exist anymore, and because their friends and family mostly didn't either. This is the story of the dumb thing that happened and exactly why and how it happened. GO READ PART ONE: SOMETHING STUPID!  rawks § rad comments, dogg.
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The beginning of the Endgame
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Chapter 1
Long ago in the land of Earwal, there lived two races of people. The River People, who lived in the valleies and survived by teh power of the mighty rivers that flowed through the land. More altitudeally superior were the Hill People, strong nomadic folk who hunted beasts and loved to make life rough for the River People, and did so whenver they felt the need. This is a story of one such occasion, a particularly epic one, at that. Inbetween the mountains of Grunion and Fuzila, flowed the Grault River, and next to it rested Grault City, led by Mayor Baltz. In the hills surrounding lived the Shamain Tribe, led by the moderately impressive Weazle Winters. Weazle wasn't exactly the type of guy you'd imagine leading a tribe of nomads, seeing as how nomads were usually pretty bulky and Weazle was not. But he led them for a very good reason, because he was the only one who could remember exactly what a nomad was. Another advantage he had over his people was that when someone had the grand idea of pissing off Grault, only he had the mental capacity to conjure up a plan that didn't involve making a big mud ball and rolling it down the hill. Truth be known, Weazle was at first a citizen of Grault who was exiled for using trigonometry and other complex maths to launch a bottle rocket from his bare hands right into the open bathroom window of Mayor Baltz, as he was performing his morning ritual of a shit and some testicular pressure releif. Speaking of Mayor Baltz, He would be the exact opposite of Weazle. This man has absolutely no idea how to lead his people, and many wonder how he keeps getting elected year after year. The secret to that is Baltz controls the cities supply of wader boots and fishhooks, but thats been kept pretty secure from the citizens. The setting has been set, and soon to be set would be the setup for a grand and epic tale. So sit yourself down and get set for an adventure. Next Chapter: Man with a Plan and a Clan. rawks § rad comments, dogg.
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ATTENTION INFERIOR BEING.
The following is the first in a series of FIERCE EVENTS about the everyday life of me, TOXICOP. The stories are completely true, and usually involve a lot of SEX at inappropriate times. However, I do not complain. Strap yourself in, because this roller coaster is going to crash into the ground. The ground of RAW. THE ADVENTURES OF TOXICOP VOL. 1 In a freak accident on his first day as a cop, Police Officer John Toxin fell in a big vat of radioactive toxic chemicals while chasing the evil Dr. Destroy. The toxic substance reacted oddly, making him a man with superpowers. Super Strength And the ability to shoot toxic chemicals out of his hands at evil foes He used his powers for good, and became... TOXICOP!! ... Dr. Destroy: "Damn you..Toxicop...I will find you...I WILL!" Toxicop: "Forget it Dr. Destroy, you can never defeat me. I am..." Toxicop: "...TOXICOP!!" *BACK AT THE STATION* Jessica: "John, you look tired." John: "I know, Jessica, I didn't get much sleep last night." Jessica: "Well, don't worry, Officer Jessica Jackman is on the job! I could defeat anybody, even the evil Dr. Destroy! You couldn't even lift a keg of beer." John: "Fuck you, filthy bitch, Dr. Destroy can whip your ass so fucking fast... bitch." Jessica: "Yeah, well you can suck my ass, bastard. Toxicop isn't here to save your ass." John: "Whore." Jessica: "Fuck up." John: "DAMN YOU BITCH. DAMN YOU." Jessica: "YOU SIR ARE A FUCKTARD." John: "MASTER ASSBITCH!" Jessica: "Oh, take me John, I'm yours!" *SEX SCENE* Jessica: "John, you're so good." John: "I know, Jess...and..I have..something to tell you. You must keep it between us." Jessica: "What is it..?" John: "I am To-" *BOOOM!!! WALL FALLS DOWN IN OFFICE* Jessica: "Dr. Destroy! You bastard, we're having sex!" Dr. Destroy: "Toxicop isn't here to save you, Jessica. Come with me and we'll be king and queen of the new world order!" John: "New world order?" Dr. Destroy: "Yes... where evil is always constant and I have supreme power. I call it... DESTROYOPOLIS!!" Jessica: "You bastard!" Dr. Destroy: "COME WITH ME!!" *TAKES HER AWAY* John: "I must save her!" *TO BE CONTINUED* anchors: none.
The War Escalates
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The Dept Store
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What's Cookin'?
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Hoedown at the Bake Shop
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CHP 2: Escape from Screaming Pines
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CHP 1: It Begins
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