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     #643 -> -> August -> Psychedelic Dog Fur
12:11:38 pm, wednesday, september 12th, 2007 pdt

     #584 -> -> Patrick Bateman -> A Glimpse of a Thursday Afternoon
10:06:46 pm, friday, october 6th, 2006 pdt

     #583 -> -> Patrick Bateman -> U2
11:48:29 am, friday, october 6th, 2006 pdt

     #565 -> -> Dr. B. Roland Wheel -> Tales From the Wheel, Part One
1:16:23 am, thursday, march 2nd, 2006 pst

     #556 -> -> red eye -> Anyone else have a gay dad?
2:49:19 am, friday, december 30th, 2005 pst (updated 12:46:43 pm, monday, january 30th, 2006 pst)

     #554 -> -> Dudley -> ROBBED!
9:34:17 am, thursday, december 22nd, 2005 pst

     #548 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> Today at work
1:17:36 am, sunday, october 30th, 2005 pdt (updated 2:07:56 am, tuesday, february 14th, 2006 pst)

     #543 -> -> red eye -> Some sick sadistic fuckers
1:28:52 am, tuesday, september 20th, 2005 pdt

     #536 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> Attention Wyoming drivers: Please fuck yourselves.
9:34:32 pm, friday, august 5th, 2005 pdt (updated 2:42:40 am, saturday, august 6th, 2005 pdt)

     #533 -> -> Aquas -> AQUAS FORGOT TO NAME THIS! -rattar | fuck that shit
2:45:19 am, wednesday, july 27th, 2005 pdt (updated 2:57:32 am, wednesday, july 27th, 2005 pdt)

     #528 -> -> RedCappy -> Mr.Syd In Silent Hill: The Swab Becomes A Reality!! (Seriously)
4:07:55 pm, friday, july 22nd, 2005 pdt (updated 5:11:15 pm, friday, july 22nd, 2005 pdt)

     #522 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> Rental House Funtime
7:16:51 pm, saturday, july 2nd, 2005 pdt (updated 4:53:01 pm, tuesday, april 11th, 2006 pdt)

     #519 -> -> Aquas -> Middle Class Summer Rigamorale 2005
3:21:01 am, friday, june 10th, 2005 pdt

     #518 -> -> Aquas -> Middle Class Summer Rigamorale 2005
3:19:34 am, friday, june 10th, 2005 pdt (updated 3:29:33 am, friday, june 10th, 2005 pdt)

     #501 -> -> Pyaemia -> The cucumber farm
4:41:17 pm, thursday, april 7th, 2005 pdt

     #495 -> -> Luna -> WELCOME TO EBGAMES MOTHERFUCKERS
7:57:23 am, wednesday, march 23rd, 2005 pst (updated 3:42:06 pm, wednesday, march 23rd, 2005 pst)

     #490 -> -> RedCappy -> Plants are fucking evil, seriously.
4:14:06 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 pst

     #485 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> A conversation between me and Greg
5:13:44 am, tuesday, february 8th, 2005 pst

     #483 -> -> RedCappy -> Mario POWER Tennis (Rant)
3:00:51 am, sunday, february 6th, 2005 pst

     #475 -> -> RedCappy -> ESCAPE ARTIST*
5:23:15 pm, wednesday, january 19th, 2005 pst

     #470 -> -> RedCappy -> Thunder.
7:39:59 am, thursday, january 6th, 2005 pst (updated 7:41:08 am, thursday, january 6th, 2005 pst)

     #463 -> -> Dudley -> Horde of Badong Gentlemen WOW guild
1:37:14 am, thursday, november 25th, 2004 pst

     #460 -> -> Usagi -> chips
4:08:43 pm, wednesday, november 10th, 2004 pst

     #438 -> -> aotommo -> TRIP REPORT: OPIUM
2:14:55 am, thursday, september 9th, 2004 pdt

     #427 -> -> Dudley -> Super College Funtime Bonanza 1
12:06:32 pm, friday, august 27th, 2004 pdt (updated 6:48:02 pm, wednesday, september 8th, 2004 pdt)

     #425 -> -> Vinic -> HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, YOU BITTER OLD HAGS
10:56:31 pm, thursday, august 26th, 2004 pdt

     #424 -> -> Vinic -> Vinic Gets a Blowjob
7:34:16 pm, wednesday, august 25th, 2004 pdt

     #418 -> -> zvalkyr -> I wrote a letter to a random person.
2:31:48 pm, monday, august 2nd, 2004 pdt (updated 10:08:53 pm, monday, august 2nd, 2004 pdt)

     #388 -> -> ragna -> Stupidity strikes us when we're weak
7:01:00 pm, friday, march 19th, 2004 pst

     #376 -> -> zvalkyr -> Biography of Captain G
6:28:37 pm, friday, march 5th, 2004 pst

     #357 -> -> RedCappy -> I've been really fucking bored lately.
2:41:10 pm, tuesday, december 30th, 2003 pst

     #350 -> -> clobberpuppy -> Earlier in #mechadrake
9:04:52 pm, thursday, december 18th, 2003 pst

     #330 -> -> madster -> Squirrels
10:37:36 pm, friday, november 21st, 2003 pst (updated 10:39:34 pm, friday, november 21st, 2003 pst)

     #329 -> -> Vinic -> A Bullshit English Essay
1:18:47 pm, wednesday, november 19th, 2003 pst (updated 1:36:07 pm, wednesday, november 19th, 2003 pst)

     #323 -> -> RedCappy -> Crazy Stuff. [Food.]
1:52:26 am, friday, november 14th, 2003 pst

     #319 -> -> madster -> Crap on break ups.
6:26:22 pm, friday, november 7th, 2003 pst

     #295 -> -> RedCappy -> VINIC FIXED EVERYTHING.
6:12:22 pm, monday, october 13th, 2003 pdt

     #290 -> -> Vinic -> A Girl I Like
9:44:09 pm, sunday, october 5th, 2003 pdt (updated 9:51:55 pm, sunday, october 5th, 2003 pdt)

     #275 -> -> Vinic -> International Talk Like a Pirate Day 2003
8:31:13 pm, tuesday, september 23rd, 2003 pdt (updated 8:35:34 pm, tuesday, september 23rd, 2003 pdt)

     #274 -> -> Vinic -> How I Got My New Cube Memory Card
12:23:58 pm, sunday, september 21st, 2003 pdt

     #269 -> -> Carlin -> Birds
2:37:07 am, wednesday, september 17th, 2003 pdt

     #266 -> -> Dudley -> Boyscouts
10:58:41 pm, monday, september 15th, 2003 pdt

     #256 -> -> Pyaemia -> That guy in VB
7:59:33 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt

     #255 -> -> Pyaemia -> My Stereos Grand Adventure
7:00:00 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt (updated 7:06:56 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt)

     #252 -> -> Vinic -> Life Teen Adventures, Vol. 1
6:40:45 pm, sunday, september 7th, 2003 pdt

     #247 -> -> CursedBurger -> Sandwich
8:30:30 pm, saturday, september 6th, 2003 pdt

     #238 -> -> RedCappy -> THE LIFE OF A COLLEGE ANIMATOR I
3:43:13 pm, tuesday, september 2nd, 2003 pdt (updated 3:44:21 pm, tuesday, september 2nd, 2003 pdt)

     #236 -> -> Vinic -> Boring Birthday Party with EPIC RESULTS
6:56:43 pm, monday, september 1st, 2003 pdt

     #229 -> -> Dudley -> Chicken Soup for the Extra Chromosome 1
1:55:53 am, sunday, august 24th, 2003 pdt

     #219 -> -> Vinic -> It's Not Good When You
5:39:59 pm, monday, august 18th, 2003 pdt

     #211 -> -> Dudley -> The Negroid-Butter Tale
2:04:17 am, thursday, august 14th, 2003 pdt

     #209 -> -> Pyaemia -> A little story from gradeschool
12:45:03 pm, wednesday, august 13th, 2003 pdt

     #206 -> -> Pyaemia -> Earth Trauts is a goddamn idiot
10:47:40 am, sunday, august 10th, 2003 pdt (updated 10:49:55 am, sunday, august 10th, 2003 pdt)

     #191 -> -> Zinco -> Visits
9:15:23 pm, sunday, august 3rd, 2003 pdt

     #176 -> -> Leeman -> Lil’ Work Ditty #1
10:32:56 am, thursday, july 17th, 2003 pdt (updated 10:34:20 am, thursday, july 17th, 2003 pdt)

     #167 -> -> Dudley -> Pikachan's brush with death
1:27:07 am, tuesday, july 15th, 2003 pdt (updated 1:29:16 am, tuesday, july 15th, 2003 pdt)

     #145 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> I've posted in every section except for Art.
7:01:47 pm, friday, june 20th, 2003 pdt (updated 10:28:00 pm, tuesday, october 11th, 2005 pdt)

     #70 -> -> Leeman -> Deuchebagge
7:45:36 pm, wednesday, april 2nd, 2003 pst (updated 7:51:51 pm, wednesday, april 2nd, 2003 pst)

     #69 -> -> zvalkyr -> THE INFAMOUS DOORSEX STORY
7:32:12 pm, wednesday, april 2nd, 2003 pst (updated 8:56:59 pm, friday, october 29th, 2004 pdt)

     #54 -> -> Usagi -> THE JESUSFREAK FILES #1: PikaChan's New Necklace
3:22:11 pm, tuesday, march 25th, 2003 pst (updated 3:32:22 pm, tuesday, march 25th, 2003 pst)

     #53 -> -> Moustache Joe -> My trip to the gas station
11:02:32 am, tuesday, march 25th, 2003 pst

     #39 -> -> Pyaemia -> THE Accident
7:21:00 pm, saturday, march 22nd, 2003 pst

     #25 -> -> Spoony Spoonicus -> The asin
10:52:56 pm, thursday, march 20th, 2003 pst (updated 4:17:13 pm, monday, july 24th, 2006 pdt)

     #24 -> -> Vinic -> A Thing to Remember - GameStop Wankfest
7:23:34 pm, thursday, march 20th, 2003 pst (updated 7:31:34 pm, thursday, march 20th, 2003 pst)

     #16 -> -> Vinic -> TAAS Torture
10:18:00 am, wednesday, march 19th, 2003 pst

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