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Hitchhiker's Guide Rules
apparently this took no time at all. -> <- 1:39:12 am, sunday, september 7th, 2003 pdt
(updated 1:44:26 am, sunday, september 7th, 2003 pdt)
eyeballed 80 times since 02.14.08
Hitchhiker's Guide Rules

It's true. It's in the bible.

Which happens to be the Hitchhiker's Guide.



you can e-mail Vinic at -> vinic at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page

- Avatar <- 3:42:06 pm, sunday, september 7th, 2003 pdt
I've consulted Lord British about replacing the Codex of Ultimate Wisdom with a complete set of HHGTTG.

He thought it was a great idea.

- Vinic <- 3:51:56 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
This "Lord British" shall live.

- Avatar <- 12:09:55 pm, tuesday, september 9th, 2003 pdt
Well, he can't really _die_...

- Vinic <- 12:56:37 pm, tuesday, september 9th, 2003 pdt
Exactly.




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