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#253 <- megido did 2!


random insanity
To: Goth Dudley
apparently this took no time at all. -> <- 12:35:58 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
eyeballed 80 times since 02.14.08
I have only recently arrived, yet allready I tire of this place.

Goth Dudley, I have noticed that you, too, have a strong dislike for The Thing and its inhabitants. Join me, Goth Dudley, we shall overcome your non-gothic counterpart and break free of this digital prison.



you can e-mail Megido at -> dudes at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page

- Goth Dudley <- 12:36:38 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
I'm in.

- Dynamis <- 12:37:15 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
HOORAY!! GOTH DUDLEY JOINED US!! THAT'S A GOOD THING BECAUSE I MIGHT BE ABLE TO SELL HIM FLOWERS!!

- Goth Dudley <- 12:37:34 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
fucking hell man, what is that!?

- Megido <- 12:38:23 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
Eh, Dynamis. Ignore her heinous idiocy. Her powers far outweigh her lack of intelligence.

- Goth Dudley <- 12:39:11 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
Dear shit, its stupider than Carlin.
Impressively evil of you, Medigo.

- Chuck the Plant <- 12:44:29 am, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
And so Goth Dudley teams up with Medigo and Dynamis of Silhouette Mirage fame to destroy The Thing! Will they succeed?!

Probably not, but its sure to be entertaining!

- Fucko! <- 4:00:43 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
FUCKO!

- Live Studio Audience <- 4:01:11 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
AAAAHHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

- The Kid from Secret of Evermore <- 6:17:52 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
Reminds me of the time in "East vs. West Undead Ho-down" when the zombie lord of the west teamed up with the king ghoul of the east to destroy all living beings.

Both of them were defeated pretty quickly.

- aotommo <- 7:29:02 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
...Sometimes I don't know what's going on.

- Vinic <- 7:30:34 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
Bangai-O rules.

- Masuud O'Flarity <- 7:41:05 pm, monday, september 8th, 2003 pdt
Yes, it does.

- The Guardian <- 8:36:18 pm, tuesday, september 9th, 2003 pdt
You cannot conquer The Thing if I do so first!

- Toxicop <- 8:44:00 pm, tuesday, september 9th, 2003 pdt
None of you will do anything of the sort as long as I'm around!

- Happy Head Bash <- 9:05:19 pm, tuesday, september 9th, 2003 pdt




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