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TLP:TAS - Animation [Special] Tester
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<- 7:31:28 pm, monday, august 9th, 2004 pdt(updated 7:37:57 pm, monday, august 9th, 2004 pdt)
eyeballed 82 times since 02.14.08
TESTING, ONE TWO, THREE- TESTING.
Alright homies, this is the thinger going down, I'm getting some animation equipment as most of you heard and I'm starting The LardPirates: The Animted Series along with a couple of the other LPs.The idea for this post is to test out some junk for me to animate and see how it goes once I hook up my stuff and then proceeds to do the follow thing I'm about to ask: I need each one of you guys to comment and leave a 'sepcial attack' you could see your LP persona doing every episode on a cheap anime, those recycled attack sequences.
The rules are the following, DO NOT steal an already made move, of course there are a few exceptions, as they have become general in special attack land, (ie. speed punches, kinetic energy ball, element control) but be creative.I don't want anything that is blantantly stolen form a game, cartoon, movie, website, etc. (for now) - Hell, I know it's hard to be original in this day an age but uh, help me (and yourself) out here.
THE PROCESS OF DOING-SO:
Leave you pirate alias, special attack name and brief description in the following example setup below (copy and paste!) I will then sketch out a couple storyboard images in the next few days and run them by you for approval. Also, please avoid rawking here beyond the description asked just to keep things cleaned up around here for me.
Here is the setup:
PIRATE NAME:
-INFO-
SPECIAL ATTACK:
-INFO-
DESCRIPTION:
-INFO-
Alright homies, this is the thinger going down, I'm getting some animation equipment as most of you heard and I'm starting The LardPirates: The Animted Series along with a couple of the other LPs.The idea for this post is to test out some junk for me to animate and see how it goes once I hook up my stuff and then proceeds to do the follow thing I'm about to ask: I need each one of you guys to comment and leave a 'sepcial attack' you could see your LP persona doing every episode on a cheap anime, those recycled attack sequences.
The rules are the following, DO NOT steal an already made move, of course there are a few exceptions, as they have become general in special attack land, (ie. speed punches, kinetic energy ball, element control) but be creative.I don't want anything that is blantantly stolen form a game, cartoon, movie, website, etc. (for now) - Hell, I know it's hard to be original in this day an age but uh, help me (and yourself) out here.
THE PROCESS OF DOING-SO:
Leave you pirate alias, special attack name and brief description in the following example setup below (copy and paste!) I will then sketch out a couple storyboard images in the next few days and run them by you for approval. Also, please avoid rawking here beyond the description asked just to keep things cleaned up around here for me.
Here is the setup:
PIRATE NAME:
-INFO-
SPECIAL ATTACK:
-INFO-
DESCRIPTION:
-INFO-
you can e-mail RedCappy at -> cappello_2000 at yahoo which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- RedCappy <- 7:35:49 pm, monday, august 9th, 2004 pdt
-- Here's an example --
PIRATE NAME:
Super Buccaneer
SPECIAL ATTACK:
Sea's Wind
DESCRIPTION:
S.B. is engulfed in a vertical column of water, almost tornado-like, a ton of swords then proceed to poke out and follow the the spin of the water, he then charges towards his target.
PIRATE NAME:
Super Buccaneer
SPECIAL ATTACK:
Sea's Wind
DESCRIPTION:
S.B. is engulfed in a vertical column of water, almost tornado-like, a ton of swords then proceed to poke out and follow the the spin of the water, he then charges towards his target.
- Dudley <- 2:11:51 am, tuesday, august 10th, 2004 pdt
the 420th spank is NOT a reference to weed and stoner lifestyle? JOE.
- Moustache Joe <- 2:12:33 am, tuesday, august 10th, 2004 pdt
YOU'RE FUCKING FIRED!
- Dudley <- 2:15:39 am, tuesday, august 10th, 2004 pdt
seriously, though,
PIRATE NAME: Hairy Larry
SPECIAL ATTACK: septa-cutlass action backpack
DESCRIPTION: four mechanical arms weilding cutlasses pop out of the backpack, and two more launch out the top and into my hands, arming me with a total of six cutlasses.
PIRATE NAME: Hairy Larry
SPECIAL ATTACK: septa-cutlass action backpack
DESCRIPTION: four mechanical arms weilding cutlasses pop out of the backpack, and two more launch out the top and into my hands, arming me with a total of six cutlasses.
- Vinic <- 12:02:01 am, wednesday, august 11th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Captain Flapjack
SPECIAL ATTACK: Wench Spank Maxi-Blast
DESCRIPTION: Captain Flapjack calls upon the many wenches of the seas to perform a mighty spank upon unsuspecting foe. Usuallyy female foe. If I man receives the blast, Captain Flapjack must spank at least 10 wenches to regain his masculenity. Lucky for him, he has quick access to wenches.
SPECIAL ATTACK: Wench Spank Maxi-Blast
DESCRIPTION: Captain Flapjack calls upon the many wenches of the seas to perform a mighty spank upon unsuspecting foe. Usuallyy female foe. If I man receives the blast, Captain Flapjack must spank at least 10 wenches to regain his masculenity. Lucky for him, he has quick access to wenches.
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 3:58:37 am, wednesday, october 5th, 2005 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Salty Ed
Special Attack: Hot Iron Cannon
Salty opens his trenchcoat, revealing two cannons which launch red-hot clothing irons at the enemy.
ALT: Reverse Cannon Slam, wherein Ed holds a cannon beneath each arm as both fire backwards, propelling him feet-first into the enemy (and destroying anyone behind him as well)
Special Attack: Hot Iron Cannon
Salty opens his trenchcoat, revealing two cannons which launch red-hot clothing irons at the enemy.
ALT: Reverse Cannon Slam, wherein Ed holds a cannon beneath each arm as both fire backwards, propelling him feet-first into the enemy (and destroying anyone behind him as well)
- Vinic <- 12:53:21 pm, wednesday, august 11th, 2004 pdt
Oh, shit, I hope you realize that Captain Flapjack is the actual one who does the spank while wenches are flying through the fancy background.
- ragna <- 3:08:13 pm, thursday, august 12th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Goat Beard
SPECIAL ATTACK: Drunken Fireball Breath
DESCRIPTION: Due to the alcoholic content of Goat Beards breath, all he has to do is pull out a match and blow on it and it shoots out a fireball in a huge spectacular lightshow of chinese fireworks and such just because it's stereotypical and will look "cool".
SPECIAL ATTACK: Drunken Fireball Breath
DESCRIPTION: Due to the alcoholic content of Goat Beards breath, all he has to do is pull out a match and blow on it and it shoots out a fireball in a huge spectacular lightshow of chinese fireworks and such just because it's stereotypical and will look "cool".
- SHITTLE <- 9:19:09 pm, thursday, august 12th, 2004 pdt
GHETTO SUPERSARS
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 11:55:33 am, saturday, august 14th, 2004 pdt
Whoa, a Shittle chut.
I love it.
I love it.
- Usagi <- 10:39:31 pm, tuesday, august 24th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Bitchy Helga Ballsmasher
SPECIAL ATTACK: A Fate Worse Than Death
DESCRIPTION: Helga whips out her gold-plated nine iron and violently rams it into the genitals of her enemy. If said enemy is male, she will then cut off his balls and either have them bronzed or feed them to her pet mongoose Stan. If said enemy is female, Helga will hand her off to one of the other pirates for their own use.
SPECIAL ATTACK: A Fate Worse Than Death
DESCRIPTION: Helga whips out her gold-plated nine iron and violently rams it into the genitals of her enemy. If said enemy is male, she will then cut off his balls and either have them bronzed or feed them to her pet mongoose Stan. If said enemy is female, Helga will hand her off to one of the other pirates for their own use.
- aotommo <- 7:19:53 pm, tuesday, september 7th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: King Yellowfish
King Yellowfish is a man in a banana suit who was shipwrecked on an island of cannibals. The cannibals found him and thought he was a god, as they worshipped fruit, which is why they're cannibals. They decided to make this "god" their king. They also thought he resembled a fish, so they called him King Yellowfish.
SPECIAL ATTACK: Limbo of Doom
DESCRIPTION: King Yellowfish's loyal, cannibalistic followers capture the enemy in question and force him or her to perform an inhumanely low limbo. During this, the cannibals will be chanting "Jen-ga, Jen-ga!", which means "dinner" in their language. When the victim's back breaks from the strain, the cannibals eat him or her savagely.
King Yellowfish is a man in a banana suit who was shipwrecked on an island of cannibals. The cannibals found him and thought he was a god, as they worshipped fruit, which is why they're cannibals. They decided to make this "god" their king. They also thought he resembled a fish, so they called him King Yellowfish.
SPECIAL ATTACK: Limbo of Doom
DESCRIPTION: King Yellowfish's loyal, cannibalistic followers capture the enemy in question and force him or her to perform an inhumanely low limbo. During this, the cannibals will be chanting "Jen-ga, Jen-ga!", which means "dinner" in their language. When the victim's back breaks from the strain, the cannibals eat him or her savagely.
- crusty jones <- 9:08:37 pm, tuesday, september 7th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Crusty Jones
SPECIAL MOVE: Wannabe Lardpirate
DESCRIPTION: Watches other lardpirates moves then attempts to imitate them. Except he's lazy and stupid, so he does it real half-assed. If all else fails, he just starts shooting things at random.
SPECIAL MOVE: Wannabe Lardpirate
DESCRIPTION: Watches other lardpirates moves then attempts to imitate them. Except he's lazy and stupid, so he does it real half-assed. If all else fails, he just starts shooting things at random.
- crusty jones <- 9:09:15 pm, tuesday, september 7th, 2004 pdt
PIRATE NAME: Crusty Jones
SPECIAL MOVE: Wannabe Lardpirate
DESCRIPTION: Watches other lardpirates moves then attempts to imitate them. Except he's lazy and stupid, so he does it real half-assed. If all else fails, he just starts shooting things at random.
SPECIAL MOVE: Wannabe Lardpirate
DESCRIPTION: Watches other lardpirates moves then attempts to imitate them. Except he's lazy and stupid, so he does it real half-assed. If all else fails, he just starts shooting things at random.
- aotommo <- 9:27:00 pm, wednesday, march 23rd, 2005 pst
Oh, and King Yellowfish also has monkey lackeys and monkey butlers, too. Because monkeys are funny.
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all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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