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From: Evan Fuller | Subject: Suggestion for Site
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<- 12:00:13 am, thursday, september 30th, 2004 pdt(updated 12:26:45 am, thursday, september 30th, 2004 pdt)
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Suggestion for Site
Date: 1/15/2004 12:24:35 -0800
From: Evan Fuller <texachusetts@yahoo.com>
To: svbman@lardpirates.com
Subject: Suggestion for Site
Hello,
My name is Evan and I am a student at UMASS.I think
that in the movie section, you should have the new
movies listed and an area where users can review the
movies and give them a scaled rating.Like 0 to 4
stars or something like that.I believe that it would
be a great place for students to look for reviews that
they can relate to.If this is something you are not
interested in, maybe you would like a reviewer for
movies from UMASS.I would be willing to do this as
well.Just send me an email back telling me what you
think.
Evan
texachusetts@yahoo.com
Re: Suggestion for Site
Evan,
First of all, movies section? You mean the section of lardpirates.com where I upload horrible videos of either me acting like an idiot or dubbing TV shows and commercials that are all over a year old? If so, why would anyone in their right mind want to rate and review these movies? And as for "relating" to the reviews of my shitty videos, this is a ridiculous idea, because, as you can easily see from viewing the videos, I am certifiably insane.
On second thought, only certifiably insane individuals would view this site. So maybe reviews would be funny.
But I can't say I'd let someone who goes to a college that sounds like something a stoner would say run reviews. Even on shitty movies.
"Uhhhmm... ASS!!"
--Vinic
Date: 1/15/2004 12:24:35 -0800
From: Evan Fuller <texachusetts@yahoo.com>
To: svbman@lardpirates.com
Subject: Suggestion for Site
Hello,
My name is Evan and I am a student at UMASS.I think
that in the movie section, you should have the new
movies listed and an area where users can review the
movies and give them a scaled rating.Like 0 to 4
stars or something like that.I believe that it would
be a great place for students to look for reviews that
they can relate to.If this is something you are not
interested in, maybe you would like a reviewer for
movies from UMASS.I would be willing to do this as
well.Just send me an email back telling me what you
think.
Evan
texachusetts@yahoo.com
Re: Suggestion for Site
Evan,
First of all, movies section? You mean the section of lardpirates.com where I upload horrible videos of either me acting like an idiot or dubbing TV shows and commercials that are all over a year old? If so, why would anyone in their right mind want to rate and review these movies? And as for "relating" to the reviews of my shitty videos, this is a ridiculous idea, because, as you can easily see from viewing the videos, I am certifiably insane.
On second thought, only certifiably insane individuals would view this site. So maybe reviews would be funny.
But I can't say I'd let someone who goes to a college that sounds like something a stoner would say run reviews. Even on shitty movies.
"Uhhhmm... ASS!!"
--Vinic
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this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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