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#490 <- redcappy did 47!for truelies
Plants are fucking evil, seriously.
6 minutes, 35 seconds. ->
<- 4:14:06 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 psteyeballed 78 times since 02.14.08
PLANTS ARE EVIL.
So I'm just minding my own business, using the computer.Out of nowhere, WHAM!I hear something fall, I look for my left and realize that my Gumby figure (circa 1985?) has fallen off the top window-sill where I had placed him.
So I look around and figure, how the hell could he have fallen? He hasn't moved in, honest to god, over 7 years.Then it hit me, there is a plant that is setup to grow around the window sill, almost vine-like, but gives a nice accent to the room, regardless, this fucking plant has grown very long and strong and apparently has taken off the top of the window!The fucker was even greedy enough to take out poor Gumby in the process in order to gain more space!
PLANTS ARE FUCKING EVIL.
Seriously.
So I'm just minding my own business, using the computer.Out of nowhere, WHAM!I hear something fall, I look for my left and realize that my Gumby figure (circa 1985?) has fallen off the top window-sill where I had placed him.
So I look around and figure, how the hell could he have fallen? He hasn't moved in, honest to god, over 7 years.Then it hit me, there is a plant that is setup to grow around the window sill, almost vine-like, but gives a nice accent to the room, regardless, this fucking plant has grown very long and strong and apparently has taken off the top of the window!The fucker was even greedy enough to take out poor Gumby in the process in order to gain more space!
PLANTS ARE FUCKING EVIL.
Seriously.
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- Shredder <- 4:15:27 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 pst
This calls for some kind of anti-plant ray to be fired at earth! Without plants, the turtles will be unable to breathe, and then I will have them!
- Megido <- 4:16:46 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 pst
You do good work, Chuck. Here is the payment.
- Chuck the Plant <- 4:17:25 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 pst
Hmm, lets see.
What the hell? You're trying to slip me funny money!
What the hell? You're trying to slip me funny money!
- Megido <- 4:17:41 am, thursday, february 24th, 2005 pst
YOINK!
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