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#496 <- aotommo did 12!awards! ->


art
some shit I drew
46 seconds. -> <- 9:23:56 pm, wednesday, march 23rd, 2005 pst
eyeballed 88 times since 02.14.08
HERE IT IS




you can e-mail aotommo at -> microsoftian at gmail which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page

- aotommo <- 9:25:13 pm, wednesday, march 23rd, 2005 pst
and yeah, I know he's holding his cigarette wrong.

And I'm aware of the perspective flaws.

- Erik Plunder <- 2:23:42 pm, thursday, march 24th, 2005 pst
What do you think about this guy, bro?

- Lyle Plunder <- 2:24:06 pm, thursday, march 24th, 2005 pst
Sign him up! we could always use another NECKHAND.

- Vinic <- 12:17:34 pm, saturday, march 26th, 2005 pst
ah hahaha!!

- Pyaemia <- 11:29:45 pm, thursday, april 7th, 2005 pdt
"I was getting onto the train at Jersey and 5th, but I had time to waste, like a cat has time to sleep. I decided to wait for the next one and lit my cigarette. The burning smoke tore down my throat and calmed me, strange as it sounds. That's when I saw it: a pink dildo. It was sticking out a this womans purse, and that's when I knew: She was my kind of woman."




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