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the waggonerspank #506
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reader mail
skil@dwconst.co.kr
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<- 5:52:30 am, wednesday, april 20th, 2005 pdt(updated 7:03:57 am, saturday, february 18th, 2006 pst)
eyeballed 97 times since 02.14.08
Sender: skil@dwconst.co.kr
Subject: ok cunt
Message: blank
Attachment: Some zip file I deleted immediately.
Wow, so someone thinks I'm a cunt.You may recognize the extension as being from Korea, which is currently famous for the fact that it's going to be a sheet of glass in a few years thanks to our benevolent president and the thumb he currently has planted on the "fire missile" button while the other investigates his right nostril.
Investigation of the URL indicates it to be a URL owned by Daewoo.Not sure what I did to piss off a random Korean assembly line worker, but nonetheless, learn more than two English words before you try insulting me and putting a virus in my machine, dipshit.
you can e-mail Spoony Spoonicus at -> saltyspage at hotmail-nospam which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
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all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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