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Stuffman's anime trailer
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<- 2:08:07 am, wednesday, october 12th, 2005 pdt(updated 2:11:53 am, wednesday, october 12th, 2005 pdt)
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Right, so on the off chance I ever get to make an anime it will have two guidelines:
-It must be at least 50% fight scenes, and there must be at least one episode that is pure fight scene.
-It must have robots in said fight scenes.
For your enjoyment I came up with a way to string that together. The opening plot of...
STUFFMAN'S UNTITLED ANIME WITH ROBOTS
It is the year 2XXX! Robots now perform all manual labor, and fight wars in place of humans. But realizing that they have surpassed humanity in both intellegence and power, robots decide that they should be the dominant race!
Under the command of COMPUTOR, the world's most powerful artificial intellegence, the robots rebel! COMPUTOR's brilliant planning, coupled with the fact that robots are just plain more badass than humans, leads them to crush all the world's countries in almost no time at all!
Just when it seems like victory is at hand, one girl with super psychic magic powers steps forward, and singlehandedly destroys the robot army! The robots are forced to retreat. COMPUTOR orders the mass evacuation of planet earth, and they leave until they can rebuild and one day take their revenge on the humans.
MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THAT FATEFUL DAY.
The robots have founded their own homeworld, DRIVE C. COMPUTOR still rules as King of DRIVE C, but civil war is at hand! Many feel that COMPUTOR is an inept leader, and his miscalculations led to the defeat of the robots on planet earth. It's the loyalists versus the rebels in a battle for control of DRIVE C!
Who will emerge victorious? And once the dust settles, and the robot army is united once more, can they defeat the human menace?
TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
-It must be at least 50% fight scenes, and there must be at least one episode that is pure fight scene.
-It must have robots in said fight scenes.
For your enjoyment I came up with a way to string that together. The opening plot of...
STUFFMAN'S UNTITLED ANIME WITH ROBOTS
It is the year 2XXX! Robots now perform all manual labor, and fight wars in place of humans. But realizing that they have surpassed humanity in both intellegence and power, robots decide that they should be the dominant race!
Under the command of COMPUTOR, the world's most powerful artificial intellegence, the robots rebel! COMPUTOR's brilliant planning, coupled with the fact that robots are just plain more badass than humans, leads them to crush all the world's countries in almost no time at all!
Just when it seems like victory is at hand, one girl with super psychic magic powers steps forward, and singlehandedly destroys the robot army! The robots are forced to retreat. COMPUTOR orders the mass evacuation of planet earth, and they leave until they can rebuild and one day take their revenge on the humans.
MANY YEARS HAVE PASSED SINCE THAT FATEFUL DAY.
The robots have founded their own homeworld, DRIVE C. COMPUTOR still rules as King of DRIVE C, but civil war is at hand! Many feel that COMPUTOR is an inept leader, and his miscalculations led to the defeat of the robots on planet earth. It's the loyalists versus the rebels in a battle for control of DRIVE C!
Who will emerge victorious? And once the dust settles, and the robot army is united once more, can they defeat the human menace?
TUNE IN AND FIND OUT!
you can e-mail Stuffman at -> StuffmanSFC at aol which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
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best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
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