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the waggonerspank #552
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random insanity
HARTY PARD
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<- 3:48:12 am, monday, december 5th, 2005 pst(updated 6:23:27 am, wednesday, march 1st, 2006 pst)
eyeballed 94 times since 02.14.08
PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD PARTY HARD WE JUST GOTTA PARTY HAAAAARRRDDDD
soarmguywaslike"COCKROCKINGFIRSTBULLET" and then he launched some colorful shit out of his ears at the nigger commanding a mannequin that was like I AM A MANNEQUIN I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN BUT I JUST STAND STILL UNTIL TOLD OTHERWISE!
then he pulled the spine out of a black guy and got nails growing out of his scrotum and got the BUTTFULLOF NAILS BULLET and emo-mannequin was like I AM A SNAKEPERSON NOW and then more colorful things happened.
Then after some retard screamed a lot and some evil guy came out of nowhere for mannequin and arm guy to fight, there was some weird shit and mannequin stopped being emo and started being armor, and armguy gained the TENTACLERAPE bullet.Then they blew up a turkey and fought to the death.The end.
soarmguywaslike"COCKROCKINGFIRSTBULLET" and then he launched some colorful shit out of his ears at the nigger commanding a mannequin that was like I AM A MANNEQUIN I HAVE A MIND OF MY OWN BUT I JUST STAND STILL UNTIL TOLD OTHERWISE!
then he pulled the spine out of a black guy and got nails growing out of his scrotum and got the BUTTFULLOF NAILS BULLET and emo-mannequin was like I AM A SNAKEPERSON NOW and then more colorful things happened.
Then after some retard screamed a lot and some evil guy came out of nowhere for mannequin and arm guy to fight, there was some weird shit and mannequin stopped being emo and started being armor, and armguy gained the TENTACLERAPE bullet.Then they blew up a turkey and fought to the death.The end.
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