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the waggonerspank #553
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#553 <- zinco did 12!short stories
The Ultimate Faux Pas
2 minutes, 7 seconds. ->
<- 1:22:22 am, friday, december 9th, 2005 psteyeballed 95 times since 02.14.08
Everyone in the room could feel it. There was a communal tension. No one wanted to address it, naturally. Nor did they want to address the problem underscoring the tension. But just ignoring the magma wasn't going to prevent it from rising.
"Um." Christopher looked down at the hole in the floor, which was slowly emitting a flow of molten rock.
His two guests, a couple new to the neighborhood, couldn't be expected to say anything about it. They shifted uncomfortably on the sofa, holding their respective cups of coffee.
Christopher looked to his wife, Sonja. She gave an urgent grimace.
"Well," Christopher said as he gazed into the lava flow, "this is honestly the first time this has happened."
"Um." Christopher looked down at the hole in the floor, which was slowly emitting a flow of molten rock.
His two guests, a couple new to the neighborhood, couldn't be expected to say anything about it. They shifted uncomfortably on the sofa, holding their respective cups of coffee.
Christopher looked to his wife, Sonja. She gave an urgent grimace.
"Well," Christopher said as he gazed into the lava flow, "this is honestly the first time this has happened."
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- zvalkyr <- 3:47:47 pm, tuesday, december 20th, 2005 pst
they probably ought to leave the house as quickly as possible.
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
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