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the waggonerspank #651
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#651 <- the guardian did 2!awards! -> 
random insanity
Intro Hisss Jive
2 minutes, 56 seconds. ->
<- 2:26:13 pm, tuesday, november 6th, 2007 psteyeballed 99 times since 02.14.08
Dick British's Castle
"Yo homes, all we found among Batlin's belongings was this encanted scroll, and a map showing the way to a place called the Serpent Isle."
"Slap it down there."
"Jump back!"
"BATLIN!Know that my face is most muppet-like.You must go to the Serpent Isle, there to learn the secret of Acne Medication!Soon I and my horde of Muppets will destroy Britannia!
"Tis my worst fear!I must send the Avatar through the pillars to the Serpent Isle."
"Yo homes, all we found among Batlin's belongings was this encanted scroll, and a map showing the way to a place called the Serpent Isle."
"Slap it down there."
"Jump back!"
"BATLIN!Know that my face is most muppet-like.You must go to the Serpent Isle, there to learn the secret of Acne Medication!Soon I and my horde of Muppets will destroy Britannia!
"Tis my worst fear!I must send the Avatar through the pillars to the Serpent Isle."
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all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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