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short stories
Redux Cocacola Retrieval
24 minutes, 56 seconds. -> <- 11:54:47 pm, wednesday, april 2nd, 2008 pdt
(updated 11:55:54 pm, wednesday, april 2nd, 2008 pdt)
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I went out to get a soda because I was cravin' one a bit. When I reached the machines that had the soda, I got a vanilla coke.
I drank that coke. I smoked that cigarette. Then the officer came to me and said, "Watar you doin'?"
and I said, "HAVIN' A POP LULZ" and he said, "KOOL THX" and left.

My fists were diamonds for it was a tad brisk.

There's a club near my house called 'Stargate' populated by cell phone humping hipsters. I got in my ship and shot 'em all down.

I went out to get a pop, I was craving one a bit. But what I did not know,
is that it would shit. And put in my way an icebound path, What I
did not know is that it would snow and glow hot light onto my path.

CoCaCoLa1969

Went out to get my pop I did,
and when I did I sure blew my lid!
at the crack-a-lac, !
at the crack-a-attack !
I cracked my cola I did.

The officer's K-9 was barking at me incessantly during the conversation, I played it off, stoned off my ass. Was the dog barking at my stoned aura? Did he want to eat the cores of my wrists to power up at home? Would my fists ever be de-diamondized up the ionized civilized?

Only about 35 fahrenheit, low headwinds.
Distant cigarettes buzzing at the bar.



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