Dio's son gave a ton of monkeys some drums, silverware, and assorted garbage to bang around with, then hand-picked the rest of the band members by sticking a bunch of dudes in a room and had them listen to the Monkey Island soundtrack, some Jewish classics, and few Arabian mp3s non-stop until 5 people were left. He then bought out a music store's entire collection of instruments and handed them out at random. Finally, they all got stoned.
Oddly, it works.
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There's also a
Moulin Rouge's insane-ass party song feel to some of these tracks. But in a good, non-gay way.