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the waggonerspank #800
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Neutopia (TG16)
1 minutes, 52 seconds. ->
<- 5:01:21 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt(updated 6:46:41 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 193 times
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This is a really bitchin' rad clone of the original zelda on NES. I'm not going to dick around giving you the details and then saying "so basically its zelda". That will waste both my time and your time. Neutopia is Legend of Zelda with prettier graphics and an overworld theme that resembles House of the Rising Sun at certain parts. It's what Adventures of Link should have been.
Also, its fun as all hell. It does everything right, and for 600 wii points its an excellent way to burn some free time.
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Google some damn screenshots
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- RedCappy <- 11:11:54 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 11:12:26 pm, sat, apr 12th, 2008 pdt)
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Despite the fact I enjoy Zelda II, what he said.
Despite the fact I enjoy Zelda II, what he said.
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
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