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Lords of Thunder (TGCD)
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<- 6:43:38 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt(updated 6:44:47 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt)
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part of chain: Virtual Console Quick HitsWe love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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A fantasy-themed shmup. You have your choice of four types of armor themed after the four Greek elements, which grant you different attack patterns and super attacks, and you blast away at dragons, knights, fairies and other typical fantasy stuff while collecting gems to buy powerups between rounds. While all this is going on, you get to jam out to a badass hard rock soundtrack in Redbook audio. I never got a chance to play the ol' Turbo Grafx until the VC game around, but now I can see I was missing out on a lot of great stuff.
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all content copyright their respective authors/artists.
no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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