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DoReMi Fantasy - Milon's DokiDoki Adventure (SNES)
17 minutes, 37 seconds. -> <- 10:50:10 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt
(updated 11:11:38 pm, saturday, april 12th, 2008 pdt)
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The sequel to Milon's Secret Castle, a game probably better known for its Engrish than its gameplay. Rather than being another Metroid-like game, however, this one is a platformer in the vein of Super Mario World, and it's actually a pretty good one. There are also a few unique powerups like bubble gum (which can save you once if you fall into a pit) and spiked shoes (which negate the slippery terrain in the ever-annoying ice levels).

Strangely, it's the only Import release on the Virtual Console without any menus or text translated into English, but there's nothing you can't catch up on by thumbing through the online manual. If you've finished the Mario and Donkey Kong Country titles and you're looking for another challenge, give this one a try.

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