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Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels (the REAL Super Mario Bros. 2) (NES)
9 minutes, 43 seconds. ->
<- 6:25:22 pm, sunday, april 13th, 2008 pdt(updated 8:26:22 pm, monday, june 2nd, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 215 times
<- 4 bombs after 1 bombings.
part of chain: Virtual Console Quick HitsWe love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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Strong winds, poison mushrooms, flying Bloopers, Pirahna Plants that go in and out of pipes regardless of whether you're nearby, and perhaps most annoying of all, warp zones that take you back to previous levels instead of taking you forward. Just a few of the things that make this game the toughest Mario title ever. If you're looking for a serious ass-kicking in the guise of a classic video game, look no further.
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part of chain: Virtual Console Quick HitsWe love Virtual Console but man fuck writing a full review of something we just paid six dollars for. Have a Quick Hit instead.
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- RedCappy <- 7:18:29 pm, sunday, april 13th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 7:24:01 pm, sun, apr 13th, 2008 pdt)
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The game is built a little too tough to sit back and enjoy it, I just bought it to support more import games on the Virtual Console.
The game is built a little too tough to sit back and enjoy it, I just bought it to support more import games on the Virtual Console.
- Vinic <- 5:11:47 am, monday, april 14th, 2008 pdt
Screw that, any game that fucks with your hammered-in instincts is genius. This is a game you play when you feel like a king. I subtract a bomb only because you end up with a broken controller when it's all over.
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- Azul Rojo <- 1:53:02 pm, monday, april 14th, 2008 pdt
I remember playing this game on the Super Mario All-Stars cartridge. I'm tempted to download it on the VC, just to see it without the improved graphics, and to see if I can actually beat it.
Oh, wait. I couldn't even beat this game using a Game Genie with a level select code. I think I'll just download it to support import games, and as a good memory of how hard some NES games could be. I give the game 4 bombs; I can't give it 5 because it's just so damned hard in some parts.
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Oh, wait. I couldn't even beat this game using a Game Genie with a level select code. I think I'll just download it to support import games, and as a good memory of how hard some NES games could be. I give the game 4 bombs; I can't give it 5 because it's just so damned hard in some parts.
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