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the waggonerspank #814
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heckles
Norts: The Thung Brunkjumbler Page 11
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<- 6:20:59 pm, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdteyeballed 188 times
part of chain: VIEWTIFUL GONTERMANWE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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part of chain: VIEWTIFUL GONTERMANWE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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- TRANSLATION <- 7:22:13 pm, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdt
In the hulking halls of hatred where the Master makes his throne
Within the asteroid belt where his body floats
alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life
he must now squander the universe must burn
He plans eternal war, as the eternal way
But there is a force - which he must now obey
Time and the events within, chronicles of hate and sin
Everything, it has a start, but the end is always the best part
Our quest - to find the broken bits
Put them back and make them fit
And once that we have read the end
The tablet will blow up again [X4]
And we'll kill everything [X3]
Including ourselves
Within the asteroid belt where his body floats
alone his mind begins to wander the worm begins to turn all life
he must now squander the universe must burn
He plans eternal war, as the eternal way
But there is a force - which he must now obey
Time and the events within, chronicles of hate and sin
Everything, it has a start, but the end is always the best part
Our quest - to find the broken bits
Put them back and make them fit
And once that we have read the end
The tablet will blow up again [X4]
And we'll kill everything [X3]
Including ourselves
- clobberpuppy <- 7:24:42 pm, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdt
Ladies and gentlemen, GRIM REAPER!
- President Dan President <- 7:27:40 pm, wednesday, april 16th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 8:11:24 pm, wed, apr 16th, 2008 pdt)
The kid's face in the first panel is worthy of being made into a logo.
"Gonterman Incorporated, where you can expect a lot of THIS!"
"Gonterman Incorporated, where you can expect a lot of THIS!"
- Loudass Frat Boy <- 5:28:37 am, friday, april 18th, 2008 pdt
that chiks pakkin bulge dude!!
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