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Toki Tori (Wiiware)
34 minutes, 18 seconds. ->
<- 7:18:52 pm, monday, june 2nd, 2008 pdt(updated 12:01:06 pm, saturday, june 28th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 141 times
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A fun little puzzle game, combining elements of Lemmings and Solomon's Key. The goal is to collect all the eggs on each stage without getting trapped or killed by the enemies. For some stages you'll also get items like bridges to span small gaps or the ability to teleport short distances. While quite possibly being the largest downloadable game on the VC at an enormous 289 blocks, this is worth checking out if you like puzzle games.
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
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