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the waggonerspank #863
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#863 <- davey-kins did 100!awards! -> heckles
Sonic: The Mobius Chronicles "Eps 1" Page 1
19 minutes, 28 seconds. ->
<- 8:19:51 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt(updated 11:00:57 am, monday, august 4th, 2008 pdt)
eyeballed 245 times
part of chain: VIEWTIFUL GONTERMANWE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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We've been idle on the heckling front for a very long time, so we've fallen back on our contingency: more dementia from the mind of the world's greatest lunatic, David Gonterman. Like most of his early works, it's almost impossible to find in a non-MSTed format, but Commuterbarnacle managed to recover a relatively unscathed (albeit incomplete) version, so thanks to them.
Oh, and there's a bit more of it here and here in MSTed format.
part of chain: VIEWTIFUL GONTERMANWE'RE PICKING UP WHERE MSTRON LEFT OFF!
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you can e-mail Davey-kins at -> dudes at lardpirates which is dotted with a com -- or hop on contact page
- Frylock <- 8:31:27 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 8:51:02 pm, sat, jun 14th, 2008 pdt)
Well Meatwad, it's time to test my latest invention, the suck-magnet!
- SOUND FX <- 8:47:13 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 8:51:31 pm, sat, jun 14th, 2008 pdt)
BRUMMMMMMMMMM
- Meatwad <- 8:48:08 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 8:52:57 pm, sat, jun 14th, 2008 pdt)
Damn, what is this thing?
- Master Shake <- 8:52:31 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 9:02:04 pm, sat, jun 14th, 2008 pdt)
Ho-ho-ho-ho, you hit the motherlode! This is some really stanky shit!
- Meatwad <- 8:53:26 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
Well great, we know it works. Now can we get rid of this thing?
- Frylock <- 8:54:05 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
Afraid not. The motor's fried.
- Master Shake <- 8:54:29 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
You mean we're stuck with this crap on our lawn?
- Frylock <- 8:54:50 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
I'm afraid so, Sha-- where are you going?
- Master Shake <- 8:55:54 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 8:57:42 pm, sat, jun 14th, 2008 pdt)
Screw living next to this thing. I've had my eye on a place in Love Canal for a while now anyway.
Sounds pretty nice, eh? Love Canal!
Sounds pretty nice, eh? Love Canal!
- Frylock <- 8:59:30 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
It's a toxic waste dump, Shake! TOXIC WASTE!
- Meatwad <- 8:59:44 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
He's gone.
- Frylock <- 9:01:43 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
Yeah. Well, let's call every dump we can find the number for and see if they'll accept this. I know for a fact that the one outside town won't.
- Avatar <- 9:03:37 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
Oh look, he's so ANGRY that Archie killed off Sally that he rewrote the story!
- The Guardian <- 9:04:18 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 11:09:35 am, mon, aug 4th, 2008 pdt)
How foolish. It's a comic book, no popular character stays dead or even critically injured for more than a few weeks.
- Azul Rojo <- 9:05:09 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt
I can't tell if she's falling away from the "camera" or towards it. Or maybe she's running away from that mutant snake thing behind her. No, wait, I think she's being electrocuted by the wire she's holding.
Okay, I give up. I don't know what's going on in this picture.
Okay, I give up. I don't know what's going on in this picture.
- Spoony Spoonicus <- 9:05:17 pm, saturday, june 14th, 2008 pdt <- (updated 10:24:06 pm, sat, jul 5th, 2008 pdt)
Where do these buckteeth on Sally keep coming from? She NEVER had them in the comic.
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no portion of any content residing on lardpirates.com may be reprinted in any form without prior written consent -- this is serious business, the internet.
best viewed at a resolution at least 900 pixels wide, in any browser other than internet explorer for the love of god. try firefox! opera, even!
this website is much more badass with javascript enabled. if you cannot use javascript, then you need to hop in the delorian and get the hell out of 1995.
hosting provided by dreamhost. they are good people. i know, mysql is a bit slow, but whatever this ain't youtubespacebook, so get over it.
if you wish to bitch and moan at us, do so from our contact page.
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